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Internet shames Palin for Julian Assange apology: She ‘can collude with Russia from her house’ The ballad of Bristol and Ivanka: Does Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter want to be BFFs with Trump’s? An investigation. Bristol Palin hopped onto her totally non-ghostwritten Patheos blog on Wednesday to slam Hollywood A-list “sissies” like Elton John for refusing to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony next month.

The ballad of Bristol and Ivanka: Does Sarah Palin’s eldest daughter want to be BFFs with Trump’s? An investigation

“Isn’t it amazing how ‘not cool’ it is to be conservative in the public eye?” Palin wrote, allegedly, as if the absurdity of being caught playing “too cool” would make the likes of Aretha Franklin, she of the epic 2009 Barack Obama inauguration performance and hat, reconsider skipping Donald Trump’s totally dignified “America’s Got Talent”-soundtracked, “shorter” ceremony? What, like Chachi can’t sing “The Star-Spangled Banner”?

Bristol’s efforts were a bit lackluster, but you have to admire her willingness to defend the Trump family honor, given that it’s practically a full-time job looking after the Palin reputation. Sarah Palin Says Trump's Carrier Deal Could Be 'Crony Capitalism' Gov.

Sarah Palin Says Trump's Carrier Deal Could Be 'Crony Capitalism'

Sarah Palin, who is being considered for a cabinet position in the Trump administration -- is raising alarm over president-elect's recently announced deal with Carrier, suggesting in an op-ed it could amount to "crony capitalism. " "When government steps in arbitrarily with individual subsidies, favoring one business over others, it sets inconsistent, unfair, illogical precedent," Palin wrote in a 'Young Conservatives' op-ed.

"Republicans oppose this, remember? Instead, we support competition on a level playing field, remember? Because we know special interest crony capitalism is one big fail. " Trump and Vice President-elect Mike Pence traveled to the Carrier plant in Indianapolis Thursday to tout the company agreeing to keep 1,100 jobs in the city instead of shipping hundreds to Mexico. Carrier said in a statement the agreement was due in part to the incoming administration's lobbying as well as state tax incentives. Sarah Palin Melts Down Over FBI Clearing Hillary Clinton. <a class="icopyright-article-tools-noscript" href=" target="_blank" title="Main menu of all reuse options"><img height="25" width="27" border="0" align="bottom" alt="[Reuse options]" src=" Click here for reuse options!

Sarah Palin Melts Down Over FBI Clearing Hillary Clinton

</a> Sarah "Splodey Heads Are Splodin'' Palin went mental today after James Comey cleared Hillary Clinton of any criminal charges. She took to her beloved Facebook page and went ballistic. Ironic, tragic, but not unexpected - amidst America's Independence Day celebrations the Ruling Class put another boot on our neck to snuff liberty's life out of We the People.It's a farce that "no one is above the law" and my heart goes out to all who've been unjustly accused and destroyed over much lesser crimes than Hillary's.

As Charles Johnson surmises, Palin is calling for the overthrow of the federal government. Literally What Is Sarah Palin Even Talking About. Sarah Palin: Trump Is A 'Golden Wrecking Ball' ‘Choose me’: Sarah Palin says she’s ‘as vetted as anybody in the country’ for Trump’s VP. Former Alaska Gov.

‘Choose me’: Sarah Palin says she’s ‘as vetted as anybody in the country’ for Trump’s VP

Sarah Palin (R) on Sunday said that she is ready to serve as Donald Trump’s vice presidential running mate, but she worried about being a “burden” to the presumptive nominee. “I think I’m pretty much as vetted as anybody in the country could be vetted,” Palin told CNN’s Jake Tapper. “I think there are so many other great people out there in American that could serve in this position.”

“I think if somebody wanted to choose me, they already know who I am, what I stand for,” she added. Sarah Palin shreds the dictionary to invite ‘smart Democrats’ to unite behind Trump. Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee after thrashing Ted Cruz in Indiana, and Sarah Palin said some words because that’s what she does.

Sarah Palin shreds the dictionary to invite ‘smart Democrats’ to unite behind Trump

“To all of you who believed in making a real difference in our politics and in the way things have been done in the past that have put America in a pretty precarious position,” Palin said. “Thank you so much for supporting Trump and believing in this idea of being able to make America great again. We’re finally on the road to do so, but we do have to unite first.” The former half-term governor of Alaska and failed GOP vice-presidential candidate imagined a Trump coalition that included “GOP and independents and smart Democrats.”

“Truly it is time to come together, pull together — remember that united we will stand, our country will stand united,” Palin said. Sarah Palin urges people to support Donald Trump because he thinks like Justin Bieber. On “The Lead” Tuesday, former half-term Alaska governor and failed vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin discussed how happy she was that her candidate of choice, Donald Trump, had “seen the light” when it comes to abortion — just like Justin Bieber.

Sarah Palin urges people to support Donald Trump because he thinks like Justin Bieber

““I am so glad that Mr. Trump has seen the light and understands the sanctity of innocent life and how a baby in the womb should be most protected,” she began. “What has been kind of sad about this situation though, politically speaking, are there are groups that are pro-life and they say they want to bring more people into the fold.” Jake Tapper visibly baffled as Sarah Palin’s abortion rant leaps from Donald Trump to Justin Bieber.

Appearing on CNN’s The Lead, former half-term Alaska governor and current Donald Trump booster, Sarah Palin attempted to discuss Trump’s recent change of heart on abortion only to lose host Jake Tapper when she began rambling about pop star Justin Bieber.

Jake Tapper visibly baffled as Sarah Palin’s abortion rant leaps from Donald Trump to Justin Bieber

In a less contentious interview than the one Palin had on NBC’s Today show, Palin praised Trump for coming around to her anti-choice views. The billionaire, who had once been pro-choice, recently had a change of heart prior to yesterday’s presidential caucus in evangelical-heavy Iowa. “I am so glad that Mr. Trump has seen the light and understands the sanctity of innocent life and how a baby in the womb should be most protected, “the effusive Palin said, before she began free associating.

“What has been kind of sad about this situation though, politically speaking, are there are groups that are pro-life and they say they want to bring more people into the fold,” she continued. “Justin Bieber,” the obviously puzzled Tapper replied. Sarah Palin Freaks Out When Asked About Blaming Obama For Vets' PTSD. Sarah Palin explodes after ‘Today’ anchors force her to explain why she blamed Obama for son’s arrest.

The “Today” show’s co-anchors made Sarah Palin squirm by asking her to explain why she appeared to blame President Barack Obama for her son’s domestic violence arrest.

Sarah Palin explodes after ‘Today’ anchors force her to explain why she blamed Obama for son’s arrest

Palin appeared Monday morning on the NBC News program to discuss the Iowa caucuses, where she batted down questions about Donald Trump’s religious sincerity and political flip-flopping by comparing the Republican frontrunner to Ronald Reagan. “Who are we to judge one another’s level of faith — our Christian quotient, if you will?” “It’s like she’s a malfunctioning robot”: Trevor Noah continues his glorious assault on Sarah Palin’s bizarre endorsement speech.

When Trevor Noah began the “Daily Show,” people warned him that as an “outsider” he would have to study up on the American political system.

“It’s like she’s a malfunctioning robot”: Trevor Noah continues his glorious assault on Sarah Palin’s bizarre endorsement speech

“You’ll have to study,” they told him. “It turns out many of the presidential candidates are in the same position I am,” Noah said on Wednesday night’s show with photos of Donald Trump, Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina beside him. “I feel like every day I read something in the news and I go, ‘huh… I didn’t know that about the government.’ And at the same time, Donald Trump is reading the same newspaper saying, ‘huh, neither did I! '” “God, I have missed you!” Stephen Colbert exults at Sarah Palin “speaking in tongues” during Donald Trump endorsement. “God, I have missed you,” Stephen Colbert said to Sarah Palin on Wednesday night’s “Late Show.”

“God, I have missed you!” Stephen Colbert exults at Sarah Palin “speaking in tongues” during Donald Trump endorsement

“It’s like a magical eagle made a wish on a flag pin and it came to life. Which is great. For me.” Colbert played clips of the reuse of some of the classic hits from The Palin that include “drill, baby, drill” and “hopey, changey.” Sarah Palin Somehow Links Son's Domestic Violence Arrest To Obama. Sarah Palin Compares Grassroots Conservatives To Battered Women. Sarah Palin goes batsh*t on Seth Meyers: Talks madness about Syria, claims Louis CK apologized for mean drunk tweet. Sarah Palin was in the hot seat with Seth Meyers on Monday evening’s “Late Night.”

Just when you thought she was disappearing into the ether of political history, she’s poked her head up again. Why she chose Seth Meyers, who is known for actually knowing something and loves making fun of politicians, is anyone’s guess. Meyers had specific questions about the Paris attacks and the new restrictions in preventing refugees into the country.

Isn’t this a “decision being made out of fear,” Meyers asked, noting that Palin was sort of a governor after all. Palin insisted that it wasn’t about pushing refugees away but rather questioned the vetting process. Sarah Palin: God will tell me to run for office when America is ‘ready for someone going rogue’ Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on Tuesday that she was ready to hit the campaign trail but was waiting for a sign from God. During an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America, host Robin Roberts asked what it would take for the former Alaska governor to throw her hat in the ring. “What it would take would be knowing the American public would be ready for someone going rogue, you know, calling it like they see it, and having the experience that they see could be put to good use in the name of service,” she explained.

“If I really felt that was there in terms of support, I would be more than willing to serve.” “And also, living my life, putting it in God’s hands, knowing you just never know what door may be opened,” she continued. “And if the door is open, I’m built to run through it, man. Watch the video below from ABC. ABC Breaking News | Latest News Videos. This incoherent Donald Trump interview proves one thing: Sarah Palin’s descent into obscurity is complete. Sarah Palin’s slow descent into obscurity continued last week when she launched a new pundit-style TV show called “On Point with Sarah Palin” on a heretofore unknown cable network called “One America News.”

By way of background, One America News was launched in 2013 and is operated by Herring Broadcasting and CEO Robert Herring, most famous for offering Michael Schiavo a million dollars in 2005 in exchange for giving up his medical decision-making rights to his wife, Terri Schiavo, who was in a persistent vegetative state and who Michael wished to remove from life support. The conservative-leaning network is supposed to compete with Fox News Channel, although so far it might as well broadcast the sound of crickets chirping.

But Friday night, One America News might’ve actually gained some ratings ground when Palin hosted Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump for a too-brief interview. The conversation was basically what you would expect. Sarah Palin Interviews Donald Trump For Trump Lovefest. Sarah Palin on Rachel Dolezal: “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t laugh … this hard” Sarah Palin’s Bitter Cry for Attention. The charges against Hope Solo for beating her nephew were dropped, but the case is not closed—even though U.S. Soccer is behaving like it doesn’t exist at all. After the U.S women’s 3-1 win over Australia in its first match of the World Cup Monday night, Hope Solo appears to have restored her briefly besmirched reputation.

Tuesday’s headlines cheered the goalie who helped secure Team USA’s win, with the official U.S. women’s soccer Twitter account sharing photos of Solo’s dramatic goaltending. Amid the praise were passing references to the fact that Solo has been a “roller-coaster both on and off the pitch,” as CNN put it. Well, that’s one way to describe being accused of beating a minor and cursing out cops. From the get-go, Solo had denied the charges stemming from an incident at the home of her half-sister Teresa Obert on the night of June 21, 2014. She went on Good Morning America in February claiming she had been the “victim.” It’s clear from the report that the case is not closed. 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments. Over the weekend, the host of the Sportsman Channel’s “Amazing America” pronounced herself “seriously interested” in a 2016 presidential bid.

That’s right: despite flopping as the Republican Party’s 2008 vice presidential nominee, resigning the Alaska governorship half-way into her single term, passing on a 2012 White House run, and showing considerably more interest in parlaying her celebrity into lucrative media deals than in reentering the political arena, Sarah Palin told a group of reporters on the sidelines of Congressman Steve King’s Iowa Freedom Summit that they could “absolutely say” she harbors serious interest in a political comeback; this came a day after Palin spoke to ABC News of how her “servant’s heart” naturally inclined her toward an interest in the White House. Take Palin’s Iowa stemwinder this weekend, which critics both right and left panned as bizarre and nonsensical.

Billy Graham Tribute Dinging fast food workers “In what respect, Charlie?” Sarah Palin delivers ‘bizarro’ speech to Iowa Freedom Summit and Twitter users react hilariously. Appearing at Iowa Congressman Steve King’s Freedom Summit, star speaker Sarah Palin spoke from a binder of notes, delivering a string of one-liners designed to fire up conservatives while interspersing them with stock and sometimes garbled patriotic platitudes. National media covering the event — and viewers watching it live on C-Span — lit up Twitter with running commentary on the linguistic twists and turns Palin made as her own Twitter account pumped out tweets directing followers to her political action committee, SarahPAC.

Sarah Palin Warns GOP: 'You Didn't Build This' ‘Young Turks’ rip ‘moron’ Sarah Palin for comparing climate change to eugenics. Former Alaska Gov. ‘Angry and intoxicated’: Highlights from the Palin family brawl police report. Sarah Palin talks to Mario Lopez on 'Extra,' on Jan. 13, 2014. Authorities in Anchorage, Alaska said on Thursday that they would not press charges in connection with a local brawl last month involving relatives of former Gov. Palin Threatens To Renounce Republican Ties. Sarah Palin does ice bucket challenge, makes noise more horrifying than her speaking voice. By TBoggSaturday, August 23, 2014 17:59 EDT Trend chasing community access TV hostess Sarah Palin heard about this here ALS Ice Bucket Challenge which is raising money for some disease or something or whatever –she doesn’t care– and so she decided to use it to fill time on her rogue TV network with her being all cutesy and ‘g’-droppin’ again.

Yes, this should be awful and it is. Accepting a challenge, Sarah writes a check FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT because she is a giver , as long as it is not PAC money for candidates she “supports.” She then double dog dares Hillary Clinton, whom she hates with a frozen tundra iciness, to take the challenge, and also John McCain, presumably because he is old and the shock to his system will probably kill him and then he’ll never be able to finally confess that picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was worst fucking decision anyone has ever made in the history of mankind, and “please forgive me and have mercy upon my soul.”

Sarah Palin Advises Bowe Bergdahl To Buy Rosetta Stone, Learn To Speak ‘KickAss' Sarah Palin: Veterans died waiting for VA care because ‘Barack Obama is lazy’ By David EdwardsThursday, May 22, 2014 11:58 EDT Fox News contributor and half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin: Angry Atheists Armed with an Attorney Want to Abort Christ from Christmas. Palin: People Might Be Afraid to 'Start a Business' Because of Bashir's 'Unprovoked Attack' on Me. Martin Bashir resigns from MSNBC over controversial Sarah Palin comment. Martin Bashir, journalist and host of the eponymous MSNBC political talk show, has resigned following an outcry over his recent comments about Alaska Gov.

Sarah Palin, in which he suggested that someone should take a shit in her mouth. Bashir made the unfortunate comment in November, while blasting Palin for making an inappropriate and offensive comparison between the national debt and slavery. Instead of taking the Jon Stewart approach, however, Bashir didn’t temper his open disdain for the “world class idiot” with any humor; instead, he recounted the story of plantation owner Thomas Thistlewood, who derived a vile punishment that had a slave “flogged and pickled, then made … another slave, shit in his mouth.” Palin: God ‘blessed’ with me a platform on Fox News to defend myself.

By David EdwardsSunday, November 24, 2013 11:03 EDT. Sarah Palin Apologizes For Remarks On Pope Francis. Caribou Barbie: Federal Debt Is Just Like Slavery! Sarah Palin And Matt Lauer Had An Insane Conversation. To watch Matt Lauer and Sarah Palin try to discuss health care on Monday's "Today" was to watch two entirely separate conversations awkwardly meet in the middle. When Lauer told Palin that the Tea Party was really into repealing Obamacare, she was very into that. Sarah Palin Compares Federal Debt To Slavery. Sarah Palin's Horrifying Message For Piers Morgan. Palin Calls For More GOP Senators to Be Primaried. Watch Megyn Kelly Desperately Try To Rein In Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin: 'Let Allah Sort It Out' In Syria. Palin Blames President Obama for Crazy DHS Black Nationalist Employee. Bill Kristol: Palin Can 'Resurrect Herself' With Alaska Senate Run. Palin: 'I Was Forbidden From Telling the Truth About Obama in 2008.

Why Sarah Palin actually matters again. Palin Writing 'Legalese' Book to Fight the 'War on Christmas' Sarah Palin Hopes Bill Maher's 'White Wimpy A#*' Gets Flattened After Trig Palin Slur (TWEETS) Sarah Palin: It Snowed In Alaska In May, So There Is No Global Warming. Sarah Palin: WHCD Was 'Pathetic' Palin’s SarahPAC Embarrassment: Consultants Are Cashing In. Reality TV Star Palin Likens Washington to Bad Reality Television. Sarah Palin: Susan Rice Attacks Aren't Racist, Sexist. Sarah Mania! Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits. Shatner Performs Palin. William Shatner reads Sarah Palin Twitter poetry. Sarah Palin Reads William Shatner On Conan O'Brien Show. Sarah Palin Displays Her New Hair, Ongoing Irrelevance On Fox News. "Michele Bachmann": a BLR Soundbite.

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