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The 155-pound kindergartner, who previously underwent bypass surgery in 2011 after going into cardiac arrest on a local seesaw, was reportedly at home eating a post-breakfast snack when he began complaining of chest pain and had to be rushed to the hospital. “After the second ‘big one,’ I figured my body was clearly sending me the message that I can’t go on living like this,” said Bleyer, pausing to catch his breath. “I’m serious this time. I’ve gotta start eating right, going to sleep at my bedtime, and getting some exercise instead of sitting on my ass all day watching Bubble Guppies marathons.” “The old ticker’s taken enough abuse already,” continued the overweight kindergartner. “Luckily, I’ve been given a second chance to work off this guy,” said the child, patting his gut.
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The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Comedians. Watch Ron White - They Call Me Tater Salad [2004] Online VuReel. Ron White Salute To The Troops [2011] Full Show (Country Music TV) Comedy heros. The 10 Best Comedy Albums of 2010 : Punchline Magazine - All things in Stand Up Comedy. We’re quite excited to post this– our annual list and guide to Punchline Magazine‘s favorite comedy albums of the year. A few notes before we get started: First, a lot of comedy releases these days are produced as television specials first, then released as albums, DVDs or both. So that begs the question: What makes a release eligible for the album list and what makes a release eligible as a DVD?
We ask this, also, because, as you may know, we’ll also be coming out with a DVD list this year– we’re calling it the “The 10 Must-Have 2010 Comedy DVDs.” Obviously, if a comedian’s project is released just as an album (no other medium), we’ve considered it for this list. In the case of our DVD list, we’ve had to make a few calls; for instance, some DVDs released with audio versions were simply more definitive with the visual element in tact. So as you read through this list you may think, Are they crazy? Enough exposition. . #7 – W. Denis Leary about drugs and vegetarians. Denis Leary On 50 Year Old Douchebags (Douchebags & Donuts) No Cure For Cancer (Live) - Denis Leary.
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