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You have two cows is the philosophical truth of the entire world.[1] All categories except Category Nine (How mooriginal) may contain contributions from the Internet as well as Uncyclopedia contributors. Mathematical proof that you have two cows lies in moometric identity: This mathematical proof can also be written with the second moometric identity: Where Moo is the universal moometric constant.
You have two cows. Scenarios involving two cows have been used as metaphors in economic satire.
"You have two cows" refers to a class of political satire involving variations of a scenario, where what occurs to the eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems. History[edit] Jokes of this type attracted the attention of a scholar in the USA as early as 1944. An article in The Modern Language Journal lists the following classical ones:[6] You have two cows. The government.... From TheCapitol.Net. Murphy Laws Site - The origin and laws of Murphy in one place.
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