Frog-Perceptions1.jpg (Image JPEG, 960x720 pixels) You have two cows. Correction: you had two cows. You have two cows is the philosophical truth of the entire world.[1] All categories except Category Nine (How mooriginal) may contain contributions from the Internet as well as Uncyclopedia contributors. Mathematical proof that you have two cows lies in moometric identity: This mathematical proof can also be written with the second moometric identity: Where Moo is the universal moometric constant. A long-standing tradition of mathematics has been the discovery of new truths pertaining to two-cow ownership. Currently, 45,893 45,894 45,895 45,896 45,897 45,898 45,899 45,900 two-cow truths are known. A related but much more difficult problem is the identification of philosophical truths involving the ownership of three cows. Related Articles External links What will happen to your two cows. You have two cows. Scenarios involving two cows have been used as metaphors in economic satire.
"You have two cows" refers to a class of political satire involving variations of a scenario, where what occurs to the eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems. History[edit] Jokes of this type attracted the attention of a scholar in the USA as early as 1944. An article in The Modern Language Journal lists the following classical ones:[6] Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.Communism: You have two cows. Bill Sherk mentions that such lists circulated throughout America since around 1936 under the title "Parable of the Isms".[8] A column in The Chicago Daily Tribune in 1938 attributes a version involving socialism, communism, fascism and New Dealism to an address by Silas Strawn to the Economic Club of Chicago on November 29, 1935.[9] Notable usages[edit] Richard M. See also[edit] Spherical cow References[edit] You have two cows. The government.... From TheCapitol.Net | HobnobBlog.
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