Movies Inception typography dreams reality infographics - Wallpaper (#1515124. 29 Ways to Stay Creative. Conversation Starter- The Big Bang Theory. The Mayonnaise Jar. Math Chicken Jokes. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.