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15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will. In These Times - Feb. 7, 2000 - God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian. God Bless You, Dr.

In These Times - Feb. 7, 2000 - God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

Kevorkian By Kurt Vonnegut My first near-death experience was an accident, a botched anesthesia during a triple bypass. I had listened to several people on TV talk shows who had gone down the blue tunnel to the Pearly Gates, and even beyond the Pearly Gates, or so they said, and then came back to life again. But I certainly wouldn't have set out on such a risky expedition on purpose, without first having survived one, and then planned another in cooperation with Dr. A Man Without a Country by Kurt Vonnegut. "Do unto others what you would have them do unto you.

A Man Without a Country by Kurt Vonnegut

" A lot of people think Jesus said that, because it is so much the sort of thing Jesus liked to say. But it was actually said by Confucius, a Chinese philosopher, five hundred years before there was that greatest and most humane of human beings, named Jesus Christ. The Chinese also gave us, via Marco Polo, pasta and the formula for gunpowder. The Chinese were so dumb they only used gunpowder for fireworks.

And everybody was so dumb back then that nobody in either hemisphere even knew that there was another one.