Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? 3308. 19 More Sad Keanu Photoshops, Now With Helmet. Sad Keanu is back.
Keanu Reeves just wants to wear his helmet and drink some Odwalla juice in peace. The Reddit community has been busy over the last day or so, contributing dozens of photoshops based on this newly resurfaced image of Keanu looking typically wistful and introspective. After some cursory research, Mashable points out that the photo dates back to 2005 on a post on The Superficial gossip blog. Even though the photo is old and doesn't contribute to any indication of his current emotional state, we're happy to see the Sad Keanu meme live on. Read on for our 19 favorite images that have resulted from this ongoing meme. More from our friends around the web... Meme Hall of Fame: Double Rainbow [Nerve] LEGOS with Tattoos [Flavorwire] Candy Colored Crochet Bike [Crushable] New Thor Trailer Owns the Web [Geek Sugar] Encyclopedia of Humor. 1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Lesson 1 - Best Times. Quotes.oldwarez. Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool. Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means.
However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate! " to start. The program translates the text back and forth using Babelfish, Bing, FreeTranslation.com, and TransPerfect, then displays the final English translation. Developed by Ackuna Translator. Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible): "You must not commit adultery" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Thoust needs potato" Snappy comebacks and one liners. Skip to comments.
Snappy comebacks and one liners strangecosmos Posted on Tue Jan 8 00:33:12 2002 by damnlimey 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. No One Will Ever Believe You: Bill Murray and the perfect sandwich. Let's Face It. English Is a Stupid Language. There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that: Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. When you are high.. When you are high.. (11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...
Posted in Images on April 10th, 2010 by Demon | Report This Post | Add to favorites Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from. Popular Can't Be Unseen - What Has Been Seen Can't Be Unseen Pictures - 1. Armchair Commentary: If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook... Clients From Hell.
While working on an international music event, the client called to ask if we could make an alteration to one of the headline acts promo materials.
Me: What’s the issue? Have you changed the act? Client: No, we just don’t think he looks right on the background. Me: Do you have another image from his PR guys? Client: No, but it’s a simple fix. Me: Er, I can’t really do that. Client: But our background is black, and he is black. Me: How about I change the background? Client: That’s totally unacceptable! Client: We would like you to run this project. Me: Alone? Client: Will that be a problem? Me: Sir, this is a two-year project, full-time, for at least three people. Client: That’s another thing – we would like you put in no more than four hours a week on this. I did some math. We are working on a new advertisement that is going to run in local newspapers, when my client had some suggestions. US Department of Laughs. The US government has a new website, It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.