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Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? 3308. 19 More Sad Keanu Photoshops, Now With Helmet. Sad Keanu is back. Keanu Reeves just wants to wear his helmet and drink some Odwalla juice in peace. The Reddit community has been busy over the last day or so, contributing dozens of photoshops based on this newly resurfaced image of Keanu looking typically wistful and introspective. After some cursory research, Mashable points out that the photo dates back to 2005 on a post on The Superficial gossip blog. Even though the photo is old and doesn't contribute to any indication of his current emotional state, we're happy to see the Sad Keanu meme live on. Read on for our 19 favorite images that have resulted from this ongoing meme. More from our friends around the web... Meme Hall of Fame: Double Rainbow [Nerve] LEGOS with Tattoos [Flavorwire] Candy Colored Crochet Bike [Crushable] New Thor Trailer Owns the Web [Geek Sugar]

Encyclopedia of Humor. Lesson 1 - Best Times. Quotes.oldwarez. Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool. Snappy comebacks and one liners. Skip to comments. Snappy comebacks and one liners strangecosmos Posted on Tue Jan 8 00:33:12 2002 by damnlimey 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5) I have plenty of talent and vision. 6) I like you. 7) What am I?

8) I'm not being rude. 9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth. 10)Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 14) No, my powers can only be used for good. 15) How about never? 16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 21) Who me?

No One Will Ever Believe You: Bill Murray and the perfect sandwich. Let's Face It. English Is a Stupid Language. When you are high.. When you are high.. (11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... Posted in Images on April 10th, 2010 by Demon | Report This Post | Add to favorites Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from.

Know where it came from? Post the link in the comments, and reap the glory! Popular Can't Be Unseen - What Has Been Seen Can't Be Unseen Pictures - 1. Armchair Commentary: If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook... Clients From Hell. While working on an international music event, the client called to ask if we could make an alteration to one of the headline acts promo materials. Me: What’s the issue? Have you changed the act? Client: No, we just don’t think he looks right on the background. Me: Do you have another image from his PR guys? Client: No, but it’s a simple fix. Me: Er, I can’t really do that. Client: But our background is black, and he is black. Me: How about I change the background?

Client: That’s totally unacceptable! Client: We would like you to run this project. Me: Alone? Client: Will that be a problem? Me: Sir, this is a two-year project, full-time, for at least three people. Client: That’s another thing – we would like you put in no more than four hours a week on this. I did some math. We are working on a new advertisement that is going to run in local newspapers, when my client had some suggestions. Client: What if we add some more POP? Me: Sure, what did you have in mind? Me: Hmm, okay. Me: A popup book? US Department of Laughs.