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Sad Keanu is back. Keanu Reeves just wants to wear his helmet and drink some Odwalla juice in peace. The Reddit community has been busy over the last day or so, contributing dozens of photoshops based on this newly resurfaced image of Keanu looking typically wistful and introspective. After some cursory research, Mashable points out that the photo dates back to 2005 on a post on The Superficial gossip blog.
1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Skip to comments. Snappy comebacks and one liners strangecosmos Posted on Tue 08 Jan 2002 12:33:12 AM CET by damnlimey
There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that: Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square, And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
When you are high.. ( 10 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... Posted in Images on April 10th, 2010 by Demon | Report This Post | Add to favorites Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from.
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The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/ . It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything!