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Facebook Twitter - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? 3308. 19 More Sad Keanu Photoshops, Now With Helmet. Sad Keanu is back.

19 More Sad Keanu Photoshops, Now With Helmet

Keanu Reeves just wants to wear his helmet and drink some Odwalla juice in peace. The Reddit community has been busy over the last day or so, contributing dozens of photoshops based on this newly resurfaced image of Keanu looking typically wistful and introspective. After some cursory research, Mashable points out that the photo dates back to 2005 on a post on The Superficial gossip blog. Even though the photo is old and doesn't contribute to any indication of his current emotional state, we're happy to see the Sad Keanu meme live on. Read on for our 19 favorite images that have resulted from this ongoing meme.

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Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool

However, "general idea" isn't always exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate! " to start. The program translates the text back and forth using Babelfish, Bing,, and TransPerfect, then displays the final English translation. Developed by Ackuna Translator. Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible): "You must not commit adultery" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Thoust needs potato" Snappy comebacks and one liners.

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Snappy comebacks and one liners

Snappy comebacks and one liners strangecosmos Posted on Tue Jan 8 00:33:12 2002 by damnlimey 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5) I have plenty of talent and vision. No One Will Ever Believe You: Bill Murray and the perfect sandwich.

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Posted in Images on April 10th, 2010 by Demon | Report This Post | Add to favorites Disclaimer: Unless specifically mentioned in the post, we have no clue where this picture came from. Popular Can't Be Unseen - What Has Been Seen Can't Be Unseen Pictures - 1. Armchair Commentary: If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook... Clients From Hell. While working on an international music event, the client called to ask if we could make an alteration to one of the headline acts promo materials.

Clients From Hell

Me: What’s the issue? Have you changed the act? Client: No, we just don’t think he looks right on the background. Me: Do you have another image from his PR guys? Client: No, but it’s a simple fix. Me: Er, I can’t really do that. Client: But our background is black, and he is black. Me: How about I change the background? Client: That’s totally unacceptable! Client: We would like you to run this project.

Me: Alone? Client: Will that be a problem? Me: Sir, this is a two-year project, full-time, for at least three people. Client: That’s another thing – we would like you put in no more than four hours a week on this. I did some math. We are working on a new advertisement that is going to run in local newspapers, when my client had some suggestions. US Department of Laughs.