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Webcomic at the Speed of Light » Versus. 'I guess that also explains why our bibles are published by DC' There is a comic up despite Wes being underwhelmed by his own eyeballs while Tony spun straw into rice noodles. Some of our popular stuff: Keanu Reeves is immortal. Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You're a Loser or Old or Something. Untitled Document. Angry squirrel I don't know who wrote this, but he tells it quite visually and it's sure worth a laugh or two...If nothing else gives you a good belly laugh this year this will and will last the whole year.

I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! He shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. I grabbed for him with my left hand.

It really should have. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel. Torque. Picture a new scene. How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975. To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average life expectancy for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad involves cutting down a Brad in his prime, we would be depriving him of 34 years of life - a value of $4,386,000. Next we must decide if a "loaf" is a unit of volume, or a unit of weight. In the UK, government regulation defines a loaf by weight: 400 grams is a "small" loaf, and 800 grams is a "large" loaf.

Since the average weight of a human male is 166 pounds (according to Wolfram Alpha), we can assume that Brad should sell for about $26,421 per pound - which, using our previous loaf weight of 1.3 pounds, sets the price for a loaf of Brad in 2010 at $34,348. Finally, inflation must be factored in. Books.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x442 pixels) Bear Loves Cocaine. Daddy's Daughter Funny Joke. Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Rule Seven: Rule Eight: Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. 900x617 pixels) SNAPSHOTS. Yes We Can! 85 by Eugene JjAR. In case you hadn’t heard, Amazon bought Comixology. Welcome to the latest thing that is going to save/destroy the comics industry and will go down in history as the best/worst thing to happen to comics ever. Here’s the thing though, if you are like those lampooned above who decry this as the “Death” of comics or what have you, then you probably haven’t been paying attention closely enough.

Have digital comics changed the industry? Absolutely. Have they killed it like so many predicted? No. The thing about digital comics is that it doesn’t matter where they come from. The thing that does concern me about Amazon owning Comixology is that Amazon now controls a large portion of the digital distribution network as we know it. So AmaXology? Today’s plan unfurls thanks to the one and only Christian Meesey: Christian “Meesimo” Meesey is a mild mannered Caricature artist by day.

Have a great weekend, friends! -Moss. DOMINOS-PIZZA-COMPLAINT. 1797_9350_450.jpeg (JPEG Image, 450x638 pixels)