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Kitsch. Comics. Party. Romania. PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol. The Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) is a facetious communications protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots. It is specified in RFC 2324, published on 1 April 1998 as an April Fools' Day RFC,[1] as part of an April Fools prank.[2] An extension is published as RFC 7168 on 1 April 2014[3] to support brewing teas, which is also an April Fools' Day RFC.

Protocol[edit] RFC 2324 was written by Larry Masinter, who describes it as a satire, saying "This has a serious purpose – it identifies many of the ways in which HTTP has been extended inappropriately. "[4] The wording of the protocol made it clear that it wasn't entirely serious; noting, for example, that "there is a strong, dark, rich requirement for a protocol designed espressoly [sic] for the brewing of coffee". Despite the joking nature of its origins, or perhaps because of it, the protocol has remained as a minor presence online. Commands and replies[edit] HTCPCP is an extension of HTTP. Eve Angeli: "L'espace c'est le néant, tu vois?" - Un post du groupe La rédaction du Post sur LePost.fr. Declutter Your Desk. Geek Quiz. Net Characters. Hrod. FEATURES : PHALLIC LOGO AWARDS. The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis?

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