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Paramore’s Self-Titled Album: Review Revue. A revamped, reinvigorated Paramore returned with their self-titled album today (April 9), and it serves as a mission statement for the next phase of the band.

Paramore’s Self-Titled Album: Review Revue

The band displays a sense of experimentation and unpredictability on Paramore that wasn’t necessarily present on their previous releases, and the record effectively propels them beyond pop-punk pigeonholing. We called the album ”unquestionably the group’s most sonically varied and ambitious offering,” adding that it “still manages to soar with eruptive hooks.”

For the most part, commentary across the Web is echoing those sentiments: the band is rocking harder, better, faster and stronger now than ever before. Check out our roundup of reviews after the jump. :: Billboard felt it was a strong, well-rounded effort. :: The New York Times argue the band moved “beyond pop-punk without abandoning momentum or the big, catchy chorus.” :: For NME, the album notched a 7/10. Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.

Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving

I know this because my boyfriend Duncan and I moved from Montana to Oregon last month. But as harrowing as the move was for us, it was nothing compared to the confusion and insecurity our two dogs had to endure. Our first dog is - to put it delicately - simple-minded. Our other dog is a neurotic German shepherd mix with agonizingly low self-esteem who has taken on the role of "helper dog" for our simple dog.

Neither dog is well-equipped with coping mechanisms of any kind. When we started packing, the helper dog knew immediately that something was going on. When the soul-penetrating pathos she was beaming at me failed to prevent me from continuing to put things in boxes, the helper dog became increasingly alarmed. Unfortunately for the helper dog, it took us nearly a week to get everything packed up. Original NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Chocolate Chip Cookies.