The Best Stand Up Comedy Bits About Sex. Comedians love talking about sex — possibly because it’s a universal equalizer that usually immediately gets audiences on board, or maybe because they’re usually so hilariously bad at it that sharing stories is the only way to heal.
Either way, here are some of the best stand up comedy bits about sex. Share your favorites, or any I missed, in the comments! I’m sure I’m forgetting some brilliant ones. Steve Martin – Sex Jokes Old school Steve Martin talking about sex? Dave Attell – Skanks for the Memories All of Attell’s “Skanks for the Memories” album is brilliant, particularly one bit I can’t find online where he takes a girl home from a bar and she calls him all kinds of superhero names in bed…only for him to realize she’s reading his sheets. Chelsea Handler – Sex Toys Chelsea Handler, known for including a sex tape on her reel as a joke, definitely has her share of sex jokes. Chris Rock Chris Rock has PLENTY of sex jokes. Jim Jefferies – Sex Responsibilities Oh dude, this is dark. Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle. Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-Up Poses. Mi6ej3QJ6m1razeq8o1_500.jpg (500×182) Fifty Impressions of Grey.
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It's spawned covers and parodies, and the "dress classy, dance cheesy" moves have taken over pop culture. Psy did his "Gangnam Style" dance with host Kevin Hart at the 2012 MTV VMAs, Nelly Furtado did it in concert, and even Britney Spears learned the moves on "Ellen," with a little instruction from Psy himself. VIDEO: Pop Star PSY Joins The Wanted on Stage at VMA Pre-Party The video has been getting even more buzz lately, as Psy sits atop the Billboard Social 50 chart after signing with Justin Bieber's manager Scooter Braun.
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"Batman Vs. The Internet" by Caldwell Tanner and Kevin Corrigan. 6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit. One of the things Stan Lee is credited with in Marvel comics is how he made superheroes relatable.
He took larger-than-life characters and gave them human problems. After Spider-Man is done insulating his fists to punch someone with an electric face, he gets picked last for kickball as Peter Parker. That's something a reader can wrap their head around. Like when Thor goes to the drug store and can't find a human condom to fit his screaming Nordic penis. "By Odin's all-seeing eye, I can give to my loins only this empty grocery bag, and to you only this heeding: Valhalla awaits your birth canal!
" Before Stan Lee, comics related to kids by just having the heroes hang out with kids, usually without pants. Colossus is a Shitty Cosmonaut. The X-Men are joining some astronauts on a rocket destined for outer space. Imagine what it must have been like for that rocket pilot. "Ah, mission control, we're still a go for launch. Hulk Smash Rainbow! Don't Break Bad News to Spider-Man Over the Phone. Ms.
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