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The Best Stand Up Comedy Bits About Sex Comedians love talking about sex — possibly because it’s a universal equalizer that usually immediately gets audiences on board, or maybe because they’re usually so hilariously bad at it that sharing stories is the only way to heal. Either way, here are some of the best stand up comedy bits about sex. Share your favorites, or any I missed, in the comments! I’m sure I’m forgetting some brilliant ones. Steve Martin – Sex Jokes

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Since going viral last month, K-pop sensation 's July 15 "Gangnam Style" video has racked up more than 220 million views on YouTube. It's spawned covers and parodies, and the "dress classy, dance cheesy" moves have taken over pop culture. Psy did his "Gangnam Style" dance with host at the 2012 MTV VMAs, did it in concert, and even learned the moves on "Ellen," with a little instruction from Psy himself. The video has been getting even more buzz lately, as Psy sits atop the Billboard Social 50 chart after signing with 's manager . We've rounded up the best in "Gangnam Style" videos that YouTube has to offer, from babies to the Naval Academy to "My Little Pony." Top 10 'Gangnam Style' Parodies (Video)

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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: The Video By Harry Hanrahan | Posted Under Guides | Comments (0 View hh — the man who brought us The 100 Cheesiest Movie Lines of All Time and Get Out of There! The Video — is back with another fantastic video today. He’s even pulled himself out of anonymity. His name is Harry Hanrahan, and he’s British.

What ELSE Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Date Though 71 artists were covered in our initial “ What Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Date ” post, you people still weren’t satisfied. So I’m addressing some of your favorites that may have been neglected in the first round. Here goes… Coldplay: Missionary position only. But lots of kissing and eye contact. Queen: You love with the heart of a warrior. Oasis: You’re the kind of person who does things they’re not supposed to do.

What Your Taste In Music Says About You On A Date It’s one of the quintessential (and sometimes dreaded ) first date questions: What kind of music are you into? There’s a reason that most people tend to side-step this question with a deft, “A little bit of everything.” It’s because your taste in music reveals a lot about you to potential partners. (Update: Read part 2 of this list here .) Here’s the breakdown: Bruce Springsteen: You’re a monster in the sack.

Firefly (TV series) For other uses of "Firefly", see Firefly . Firefly (2002–2003) is a science-fiction television series , written by Joss Whedon and Tim Minear , about the crew of the Firefly-class spaceship Serenity and their adventures as they try to get by as independents in a culture of conformity enforced by a peaceful but uncaring Alliance government. Its unique retro- Western interplanetary setting, in Whedon's words, combines the past and the future in a way that feels like the present. Please read Firefly (TV series)/Format for notes on how to use and edit this article. [ edit ] Serenity (pilot)

UCB Parents Jokes &Quotes:Great Truths About Life This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection 1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3.

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6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit One of the things Stan Lee is credited with in Marvel comics is how he made superheroes relatable. He took larger-than-life characters and gave them human problems. After Spider-Man is done insulating his fists to punch someone with an electric face, he gets picked last for kickball as Peter Parker. That's something a reader can wrap their head around. Like when Thor goes to the drug store and can't find a human condom to fit his screaming Nordic penis. "By Odin's all-seeing eye, I can give to my loins only this empty grocery bag, and to you only this heeding: Valhalla awaits your birth canal!"

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