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BEETHOVEN EFFECT: Child spends far too much time at the keyboard and goes deaf. BRAHMS EFFECT: Child is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences contain a multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12, etc.). BRUCKNER EFFECT: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. GLASS EFFECT: Child tends to repeat himself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. IVES EFFECT: Child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once. LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important. MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams, at great length and volume, that he's dying. And finally …. F You, Auto Correct! ♡ 아이러브에그 ♡ Giant Magnifying Glass.

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