NSFW VIDEO: Buzzband tries to go viral by making music vid where a woman has sex with a guitar | HIPSTER RUNOFF | THE ALT REPORT. Hi I'm the lead singer / guitarist / manager of a buzzband that you've never heard of. We really want to expose you to our music. We figured that if we make a compelling music video, you might stick around for our entire song. By the end of the song, yall will be like "This song is awesome. This band is awesome. " What keeps people's attention?
Sex, violence, and free food. Unfortunately, we can't order you pizza to get u to listen to our music And violence is scary So we'll go with sex. How abt if we have a woman strip naked and 'make love' / 'have sex' with a guitar She can strip naked, show off her firm body hard nipples beef curtains and we will keep ur attention Did you like our guitar rock? That's chill. Guess we were a little bit naive to think that this 'art piece' could compete with premium online adult content So many niches, u can see any1 do anything I guess ur right, this guitar thing was certainly an 'entry level fetish' Are 'sexually-charged' videos innovative?
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