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News Anchor Fail Compilation 2011 || YDL. Jon Stewart on TLC's Disappointingly Terror-Free All American Muslim. Just like how Mitt Romney is a strict constitutionalist, who doesn't think it should ever be changed, except for the parts that need to be changed, like making English our national language. The fact is that all religion, just like all political or financial systems, fails the moment it leaves the page and interacts with humans.

The human factor kills all, whether due to misogynistic amendment or simple personal greed. The premise behind most religion, like "no killing, stealing or other such shenanigans" are genetic to many species and a great base to build on. The problem is the building. The tower always ends up leaning one way or the other and people get dumped on. I suppose this brings me to my point. Which is woefully removed from the bulk of what I've just written. I think we should take some large measure of comfort, monkeyracing, in "the fact is that all religion, just like all political or financial systems, fails the moment it leaves the page and interacts with humans. " Stark. Most Awkward Wheel Of Fortune Moment Ever. Matclayton: To the police surveillance... Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies. CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56.

"We haven't just lost a great innovator, leader, and businessman, we've literally lost the only person in this country who actually had his shit together and knew what the hell was going on," a statement from President Barack Obama read in part, adding that Jobs will be remembered both for the life-changing products he created and for the fact that he was able to sit down, think clearly, and execute his ideas—attributes he shared with no other U.S. citizen.

"This is a dark time for our country, because the reality is none of the 300 million or so Americans who remain can actually get anything done or make things happen. Those days are over. " Joe Rogan VS. Feminist. Joe Rogan Disses Heckler. Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Albi the Racist Dragon'