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Father Finds Horrifying Letter From His Son. This Is Gold. Joke639 - A Professional Gambler. During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day.

Joke639 - A Professional Gambler

He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. " The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first. " The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money? " "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what? " "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "I'll give you another chance. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. "Aw, you screwed me again! " "That's how I win so much money, bartender. The bartender was ecstatic. Incredibly Offensive Jokes.

Incredibly Offensive Jokes Just... don't read these, okay?

Incredibly Offensive Jokes

If you do read them, don't fucking complain. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids. What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? What's black and screams? How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? I ran into Hitler. A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them it true what they say about black guys? " With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course. " What did the leper say to the prostitute? Some Useful Condescending Phrases. Read this from Joe Burton. World's funniest joke.

The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research.

World's funniest joke

For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes.[1] Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries. [citation needed] The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject. [citation needed] The jokes The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. References.