Joke639 - A Professional Gambler. During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day.
He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. " The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first. " The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. Incredibly Offensive Jokes. Incredibly Offensive Jokes Just... don't read these, okay?
If you do read them, don't fucking complain. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids. What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Some Useful Condescending Phrases. If you're in a bad mood----read this from Joe Burton. You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.3. World's funniest joke. The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research.
For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.