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That computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but many of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. That when you're in love, it shows. That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day! " That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. That being kind is more important than being right. That you should never say no to a gift from a child. That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand. That simple walks with my father, around the block on summer nights when I was a child, did wonders for me as an adult. That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

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It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?

It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way.

" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " Bumper Stickers. Send us your contribution!

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For Lease: Navidad (thanks to Will R.) Slow cannibals get the cold shoulder. (thanks to Alec B.) Those who can, teach. Those who can't, pass laws about teaching. I'm old. SILENT and LISTEN have the same letters. Earth without art is just "Eh". I brake for Manti Te'o's girlfriends. If your child is an honor student could he or she teach you how to use turn signals? Dyslexics poets write inverse. How's my driving? Custer got Siouxed. My car is a status symbol. I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet. I have PMS and a handgun. JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES! Where am I going? JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico (thanks to Martin Mooney) My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply] (thanks to Satya) Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! Heavily medicated for your safety. Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD) (thanks to Martin Mooney) God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it.

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