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The IRL Life. Fat, Ugly or Slutty. As Advertised: Awkward Posted on December 3, 2012 AkulaX correctly represents not only the nature of the query itself, but the transcription is so complete as to add emphasis.

Fat, Ugly or Slutty

Quite effective. Room Temperature Posted on November 30, 2012 It seems a little warm in here. Friends With Benefits Request Posted on November 28, 2012 dio001 isn’t really looking for anything serious right now, but if you’re interested, you two could just mess around or whatever. “I hadn’t played on my PS3 for over a month so I decided to get on a game. 30 minutes into playing and I get a friend request. Allow Me to Convince You Posted on November 26, 2012 xCAVEMANx15 states their case.

Getting to the Point Posted on November 23, 2012 Player 108 is certainly not the only one who enjoys the direct approach. 11 Stupid Legal Warnings". This is going to blow your mind, so steady yourself: A carton of eggs could potentially have eggs in it.

11 Stupid Legal Warnings"

Yes. Now you know the shocking truth. It's OK, we'll give you a minute to let it sink in ... The exact wording of this flabbergasting pronouncement on a carton of eggs is: "This product may contain eggs. " Well, it sure as heck better! That's by far not the only wacky warning out there. America's lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their you-know-whats by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers. The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons.

The Most Brilliantly Pointless Street Flyers

But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it's perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world. Why americans should never be allowed to travel. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

why americans should never be allowed to travel

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? " I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa. " A man called, furious about a Florida package we did.

I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada? " Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. 20 WTF Warning Signs. 22 Craziest Bathroom Signs EVER! Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid.

Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide

Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to one of the Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for DHMO: Should I be concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide? A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers Patrick K. 16 Wonderfully Stupid Test Answers. How Accidents Happen. How Accidents Happen Accidents happen.

How Accidents Happen

But how they happen is subject to interpretation. According to the emails on the internet these are some actual explanations obtained from insurance filings. A couple friends told me they doubted they were true. But I find it not too difficult to believe. Remember, there is no lifeguard at the gene pool . . . How Accidents Happen Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the road. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment.

World's Most Absurd Warnings And Disclaimers. 8 more of the world's most absurd warning signs and disclaimers. Some people say Americans' love of suing the crap out of each other is a bad thing, but if it wasn't for that litigious spirit our warning signs and product disclaimers would be far less entertaining. No matter how ridiculous they may seem, remember that at some point in time, someone did something to make each of these signs necessary. Updated 12/29/11: