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Vikar's Rant: Dirty Jokes - Not So Dumb Blonde
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."It's Hell to be Old - Holy Cannoli's posterous
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
Jokes cleaned up for this website. I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling.
Mitch Hedberg Jokes
Consider this...
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Wife Shopping Joke | Nutty Beaver