I got this voicemail from Cracked Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien two days ago: "John, we have a slight problem. Editorial agrees that you're more interesting when you're addicted to something, and since that whole alcoholism thing is over, we'd like you to start doing meth.
It's just not fair: Middle children are in a bad spot Not only did your big brother steal your Halloween candy throughout childhood, but as an adult he probably makes more money than you, too, say recently released survey findings.