Psychadellivision by ~Volcanic-Penguin on deviantART. Neon Rider. Pocket Game Demo. 27 lessons I’ve learned in 27 years | Dreamin' the Life. MTFU - Man The Fuck Up. 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor. Being poor is like a game of poker where if you lose, the other players get to fuck you. And if you win, the dealer fucks you.
A bunch of you reading this are among the 45 million "working poor" in America, and if you're not, you know somebody who is. Like me. Getty.comOr 60 percent of all retired NBA players, according to this site. I'm not blaming anybody but myself for getting into this situation (I was drunk for two straight decades) and I'm not asking for anybody's sympathy.
What I am saying is that people are quick to tell you to pick yourself up by your bootstraps and just stop being poor. If you're not poor, that's awesome. You Get Charged for Using Your Own Money This is the future, where many businesses no longer accept cash as payment. Because having a checking account while poor doesn't just mean you have to be responsible and good at math -- you have to be perfect. Let's say you're running late for work and hurriedly stop to get gas, paying with a bank card. So payday comes. 7 Basic Things You Won't Believe You're All Doing Wrong. If you're like us, you might sometimes have a problem with complex tasks, like trying to drive an ambulance and send a text message at the same time. But hey, at least most of us have figured out the simplest things that get us through the day, right? Except, you know, some of the simple things we've done every day of our lives, like ...
What could be simpler than taking a good crap? Even babies are good at it. You might be surprised, then, to find out that even those of us who can burp without throwing up get this wrong every single day. The one who just threw up on the other one's shoulder is better at pooping. Chances are the pooping facility nearest you is a sitting toilet, a relatively recent invention that flushed its way into mankind's heart with the advent of indoor plumbing in the 19th century.
GettyFuture toilets will exist just to kill us. So how the hell are we meant to do it? Luckily, there's a relatively simple way to end this poop dilemma. GettyDemonstrated here. Sleeping Couple Cartoon. Oneword.com.