How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack. There's not a movie on Earth that wouldn't be drastically improved by the addition of zombies.
Whether it's a romantic comedy, a buddy cop flick or a documentary about global warming, the inclusion of a sudden attack by relentless, blood-thirsty zombies is a surefire way to make any movie more compelling, more thrilling and more award-winning. To demonstrate this principle, we've hired a team of elite screenwriting geniuses who, using the finest Pentium computers available, are busy rewriting the classic movies of our age to include zombies. Below we present some of their work: Character studies used to illustrate how various iconic movie characters would handle a full scale zombie outbreak. John McClane (as seen in Die Hard) The Setup: John McClane, a New York cop, is visiting his wife in L.A. where they're soon trapped in the upper stories of the Nakatomi building by a group of Europeans. Available Weapons: Allies: None. Defensive Situation: Mental and Physical Toughness: Final Verdict: Wow. 5 Halloween Parties Too Badass to Be Real (That Totally Are)
Let's face it, Halloween will never be as cool as it was when you were a kid.
Yes, as an adult you get the joy of slutty costumes and spending the evening drunk, but it's just not the same. Haunted houses aren't scary, costumes are lame and the parties are just cardboard decorations and people weeping quietly (your experiences there may vary). Well, it turns out you just need to know where to go. There are some places where the true spirit of Halloween lives on in grand fashion ... #5. Easternstate First, let's talk about the Halloween staple, the haunted house.
Now allow Pennsylvania to prove you wrong with Terror Behind the Walls. WalkwithyoungOnce you enter, you can never leave (except through the gift shop). Built in 1829, the ESP had a reputation as a pretty nightmarish place when it was operational -- a visiting Charles Dickens described it as "worse than any torture of the body. " easternstate"Although a lot of that is just Philadelphia. " thejamisonianAnd maybe a dental dam. #4. . #3. 5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World. The Middle Ages had the Black Death, 1918 had the influenza epidemic.
But the scourge sweeping the land at the end of the 19th century? Masturbation. We're not exaggerating. According to the medical minds of the time, "No single vice causes so much mental and physical debility ... It impairs the intellect, weakens the memory, debases the mind, ruins the nervous system, exhausts the vital power and destroys body, mind and soul. " Fortunately for sufferers, doctors back then had almost as many cures as there were symptoms ... cures that helped shape the world you live in. . #5. Getty The process of taking a male baby and cutting off the skin around the head of the penis is common in the U.S. now (about 75 percent of American males are circumcised), but that wasn't always the case. It's fairly recent, too. GettyWhile some might say hallucinating Megan Fox and getting the shakes can only be a positive. GettyMasturbators and early 21st century rappers. #4.
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