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"The 36 Rules of Life1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill ..." - mendel's soup. The 36 Rules of Life 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 1 4. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. Why americans should never be allowed to travel. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii? " I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.

" A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada? " Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. A nice lady just called. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?

" Can i play my ps3 through my computer. Two ways you can do this. #1, the best way, is for your pc monitor to be HDCP-compliant. This is the encryption code used by HDTV, and the ps3 uses it for all HDMI output. You can't output vga from the ps3, or input component to a monitor, so it's gotta be HDMI. Most monitors don't have HDMI-input, but a lot of them have DVI input. Check your monitors specs and if it is HDCP-compliant, and has dvi or hdmi input, you can use your ps3 on it. . #2) a video capture card. NOTE: You can't convert HDMI to vga, because one is digital and the other is analog. 50 Things That Remind Us Of Childhood | Perez Solomon 2.0. Here are 50 things that will remind you of your childhood. More awesome nostalgia at imremembering. via TheChive. The Egg. Author's Note: The Egg is also available in the following languages: The Egg By: Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. You looked around. “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” “Yup,” I replied. “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. You looked at me with fascination. “Don’t worry,” I said. “Oh,” you said. “Neither,” I said. “Ah,” you said. “All religions are right in their own way,” I said.

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “So what’s the point, then?” “Not so!” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “How many times have I been reincarnated, then?” “Oh lots. “Wait, what?” “Well, I guess technically. “Sure. “Wait.