Wikiquote. I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective. I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please. I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job. The police don't consult amateurs. I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
. (25 July 2010) Therapist: How's your blog going? Therapist: You haven’t written a word, have you? John: You just wrote ‘still has trust issues’. Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. John: Nothing happens to me. Sherlock: [unzips a body-bag, smiles at what he sees] How fresh? Molly: Just in, 67, natural causes.
Sherlock: Fine. [Cut to Sherlock vigorously beating the dead body with a riding crop. Molly: Bad day was it? Sherlock: I need to know what bruises form in the next twenty minutes. Molly: Listen, I was wondering. Sherlock: You’re wearing lipstick. John: Sorry? BBC One - Sherlock. Sherlockology. The blog of Dr. John. H. Watson. The Science of Deduction.