UK suffers worst double-dipstick chancellor in 50 years. (satire) Britain’s chancellor George Osborne’s economic competence collapsed by 0.7% in the second quarter of 2012 as the country’s double-dipstick chancellor of the exchequer’s ineptitude extended into a third quarter.
A unique combination of across-the-board weakness in ability and proficiency coupled with a weakening of rational output right across Mr Osborne’s activities were responsible for the setback, according to data from the Office for National Statistics. Analysts in the City had expected a 0.2% drop in gross economic negligence from the government in the three months to June but were stunned by the scale of the fall in ministerial competence. The decline followed the 0.3% fall in common sense in the first three months of 2012 and a 0.4% decline in savvy in the final quarter of 2011. Constable Chaos – UK Police Blog. Cumulo Cirrus. Mac an Cheez plz! I have been healed!
Yes, that's right, healed! Well, according to the person who ever so 'kindly' did the healing I have. Skeptical? You should be. So, how did this miraculous healing event come about? A couple of weeks ago I met a friend of a friend, a delightful American lady. It was only when I arrived that I realised it was a dinner party. Without exception they were grolies, I was particularly mystified and revoltedimpressed by the earnest, white, middle class, male African drumming instructor. Dinner was lovely if you like lentils and tofu. Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome means my disability is pretty much invisible and it's not something I tend to bring up unless asked about it or most commonly, when I'm asked what I do for a living. Dr Grumble. "Like blood, health care is too precious, intimate and corruptible to entrust to the market" Woolhandler & Himmelstein "When Money is the Mission –The High Cost of Investor-Owned Care," New England Journal of Medicine. 1999 The full text of the speech in case you prefer to read it (and it is quicker to read) is below.
The Banks are more powerful today than they were before the crisis. GERALD CELENTE BLOG. Amplified.
Pushnote. Some of you may have spotted that I recently tweeted the existence of a new service called Pushnote.
In the interest of transparency, openness and the general calming down of doubting Thomases and cynical Susans everywhere, I shall declare right away that I do have shares in this new venture. It may be in my interest for you to use Pushnote, but I am not lying when I say that the only real interest for me is the personal one of watching an idea take flight (or not).
The service is entirely free, we have no IPO plans, no ambition to get a quick valuation and sell out, nor will we host advertisements or track your comings and goings and sell those on. I have no expectations of making money from this. For me it’s a little like gardening. That’s probably enough metaphor. Do remember that we’re in Beta, which means Pushnote is a work in progress. Above all, please be assured that the issues we take most seriously are your privacy and security. Enjoy… Science, Reason and Critical Thinking. Politics. Dave has been talking about religion.
Speaking during a question-and-answer session in Darwen near Blackburn, the Telegraph reports, he described the Bible as "not a bad handbook", but admitted struggling with some of the sayings contained therein, such as Jesus' instruction to the rich man to sell all he possessed and give the proceeds to the poor. "But what I think is so good about Jesus’ teachings," he added, "is there are lots of things that he said that you can still apply very directly to daily life and to bringing up your children.
" So I thought I'd help the prime minister out by offering him an edited version of the Gospels which might be of more use to him. 1. And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Gideon, that all the world should be taxed. Because it was necessary to sort out the mess left by the last government, and all were in it together. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. The Ordinary Cook. G-Kirk Flying Vet My local character Rofl. I decided to deliver my urgent letter to HRH Prince Charles, personally, but was thwarted by two burly policemen at the entrance to Highgrove House, Tetbury, Gloucestershire. I was originally going to deliver it by 1943 Piper Cub, registration G-KURK and land her just outside the prohibited zone to walk the short distance to his Royal Highness's residence.
Kirstie suggested that that was not such a good idea, bearing in mind my recent protracted stay in Texas State Lunatic Asylum, in Austin and subsequent deportation. This followed my failed attempt just to leave a 'thank you letter' at the front gate of President Bush's Crawford ranch, for saving my life. [US Coast Guard helicopter after my ditching in Caribbean near Haiti].