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Life is pretty normal today

When we went to bed, I asked him if he was scared of the tickle monster under his bed, as he had his feet hanging off the side. He laughed at me and told me not to be so childish. During the night, he woke me up, slightly laughing, saying, "Stop it, I know it's you. And I'm not even ticklish on my foot. " I said I was still right beside him, so he turned on the bedside light. Rs.jpg (274×480) Funny Signs Of The Week (25 Pics) Home Fascinating Facts Rage Comics Funny Signs Funny Notices Billboards Funny Notes ← Previous Post Next Post → Funny Signs Of The Week (25 Pics) jon May 25, 2011 0 You might like: 21 Funny Signs ( this site) But They’re So Cute!

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These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

If historical events had Facebook updates... 207. The 29 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: The Definitive List from Charlie Sheen Quotes. Wow, so this Charlie Sheen quote machine just won't slow down.

The 29 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: The Definitive List from Charlie Sheen Quotes

I think it's safe to say that there's never been a human being in the history of talking human beings who has had so many amazing quotes. So many! And the scary thing is that it's been less than a week. Yogi Berra took like twenty years to come up with what, seven solid quotes? Sheen does that in his sleep (that is assuming Charlie Sheen ever stops tweaking and takes a snooze -- though from the fact that his skin appears to be falling off, that doesn't seem to be the case). That in mind, we thought we'd just start keeping a tally of all his groundbreaking quotables. “I have a disease? Any you think deserve to be up here? 65590_700b.jpg (700×273) Pizza Delivery Instructions.

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