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Five Reasons To Love Flannel Shirts

Flannel Is A Gift From God When Bithia, the Pharaoh's daughter, drew Moses from the well he was wrapped in a Levite cloth. It's obvious that this cloth was made of flannel since it's inhabitant grew up to be the liberator of a people. Moses's brought his flannel robe wherever he went. No matter if he was shepherding sheep or declaring his freedom from Egypt, Moses was wearing his flannel. If the Deliverer of the Hebrews wore a flannel robe, then it's a good bet that you should too! WHEN PARENTS TEXT™ <br /><h3>This site is much cooler with JavaScript enabled.

WHEN PARENTS TEXT™

Please turn it on! <a href=" target="_blank">Here's how &rarr;</a></h3> Mom: Christmas miracle! Washing machine is CLEAN! Me: Whaaaaa?! December 8, 2012 Tags: christmas, god, religion Mom: Sonic has a groupon $10 for $5 can’t decide if it’s too disgusting or not. love your opinion need to buy ASAP! Tags: gross, groupon, sonic Dad: Do you people do the Bernie Lean when you dance? Tags: dancing, ganghamstyle. Spinach Dip Stovetop Recipes. I’m admitting that I have an eating issue when it comes to anything warm, rich, cheesy and gooey.

Spinach Dip Stovetop Recipes

Add a bold red glass of wine and a crusty baguette, I’ll inhale a big bowl of any cheese dip that was accidentally left in front of me. I’ll even confess to the fact that I troll all party buffet tables until I can be the last one to scrape the bottom and the edges of the dip bowl. That’s where the best part of the charred, burnt and crispy parts of the dip lie. Knowing where to find tastiest part of the dip was my hidden little secret, until now. Oh, my pathetic heart. It’s not often that I make my appetizer dips outside of the oven. But when my brother #2, who also happens to be my #1 dip fan, made one of my appetizer dips on the stove top, I screamed out loud in dip mutiny. “It’s good, try it,” he told me. Lo and behold, he was right on the money.

I’m completely hooked to my brothers fast technique on this spinach dip and am thankful for his bachelor style cooking methods. . - Diane. Fonts. If graphic design was a religion, fonts are its priests - some are brilliant and enhance your understanding of the text and others are, well ... best avoided.

Fonts

&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') ! Just The Facts A true graphic designer will be able to tell you the names of all the fonts used in the above image. A true graphic designer will have over 10 types of Helvetica available on their computer. In fact, a true graphic designer will have about 20 fonts on their computer that will be indiscernably different Cracked on Fonts In this modern day and age, a person's choice of font is as important as their dress-sense, their taste in music or their level of pendantry. Miley_cyrus_demi_lovato_smile2.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x700 pixels) - Scaled (85%)

Awkward Family Pet Photos. Georgie March 20th, 2014 He was always a forward thinker.

Awkward Family Pet Photos

(submitted by Michael) Ratso March 5th, 2014 So, that’s who’s been giving you advice. (submitted by Kenneth) Mini Skirts Kids these days. (submitted by Sarah Smith) Recreating The Awkwardness December 20th, 2013 “After a successful Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, I thought it would be fun to recreate my infamous Awkward Family Pet Photo moment with Howard the cat, circa 1981. (submitted by Vicki) The Aristocrats December 4th, 2013 “At a family friends home for Thanksgiving dinner who deals in high end antiques for a living. Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories. This is Photobomb. E-mails from an Asshole. Camper Bike Pedicab. Save A Knee.

Lego Brick Wall Repairs. Fat Chick Syndrome. We all know them. We see them all the time: in class, at parties, walking along the streets near Mooby's. They're the fat chicks, and though not all of them have the malaise I will discuss today, far too many suffer what many psychologists know as Fat Chick Syndrome. You will generally hear FCS sufferers (also known as Big Bitch Disorder) far before you see them, which is saying a lot, since they are fairly easy to spot. Usually surrounded by two or three Barbie-esque women (except unlike Barbie they actually have full working vaginas), the FCS patient will usually wear black shirts and denim since she doesn't realize that such a disguise only works to a point. Take care to try and spot the oil-drilling stiletto heels. Unfortunately, FCS is the end result of unconscious overcompensation, and it can spiral into something not even bourbon can cure.As you or your friend approach this booby trap (pun very much intended), you will immediately be judged.

There is no known cure for FCS.