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I am 19 and know everything about the world. AMA : circlejerk. All day?

I am 19 and know everything about the world. AMA : circlejerk

Probably not. But at a lot of desk jobs with computer access they don't care if you take some time off now and then, as long as you get your work done in time. Few people can work non-stop from 9 to lunch break to 5. Looking at pictures of cats or whatever is considered okay, everyone needs a diversion, but it's when you start using company resources and time to look at inappropriate things that it becomes a gray area.

Also, it's kinda embarrassing to get caught looking at boobs. Random fact cats - In the middle ages, cats were considered to be in league with the devil and were killed in masses. The corresponding rise in the local rodent population helped spread the bubonic plague. A call to action for my fellow Pastafarians... : atheism. My fellow pastafarians, I come to you now in a time of blasphemous memes and unjust worship. I have now seen numerous posts regarding this so called "soup god. " He has come without warning and with great haste and threatens to destroy everything we have built.

This false idol has made claims that he alone has the power to feed our hunger. That he is worthy of our worship. And I say nay. I call upon all of you to remind these wayward sheep that our one TRUE leader is his noodleiness. The Conjecturer, Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of... Photo Album. Albums browse your computer drag and drop here Ctrl + V paste from your clipboard By uploading, you agree to our terms of service That file type is not supported!

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Huge broom fight between priests at church said to be the birthplace of Jesus. Sorry this is somewhat off topic — unless fighting with brooms in a church becomes a sport (your move, ESPN Deportes). It all happened in Bethlehem, two days after Christmas, as groups of rival priests attacked each other with brooms during the traditional cleaning of the Church of the Nativity. That’s the church in the West Bank that is said to be on the site where Jesus was born. Rival groups of Armenian and Greek Orthodox clergymen had a dispute over territorial boundaries in the church, and decided to throw down. Yep. Things got so raucous that Palestinian police — which I’m pretty sure have better things to do — were called in to quell the riot.

Video here. Bemused tourists looked on as about 100 priests fought with brooms while cleaning the church in preparation for Orthodox Christmas, on 7 January.Palestinian police armed with batons and shields broke up the clashes. Police are calling it a “scuffle,” but in looking at the video, it seemed like much more than that.

Merry Friendsmas! This is a Story About Two Guys and a Jigsaw Puzzle and Nothing More. Creationism: Intelligent design. Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions) Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast. More trouble with new Mosque building For Immediate Release: Miracle Toast?

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

(ACPA-London) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddersfield following news that local atheist Donald Chapman saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. In an exclusive interview with "The Huddersfield Express" Chapman, 36, explained that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye. "I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a small hole in the middle of the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring," said Chapman. "Then the direction and splatter pattern of the crumbs caught my eye - they were flowing outward from the center of the black hole and their shades were changing as distance from the center grew. Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddersfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic.

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