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Photo inside Text Effect in Photoshop | TechHive. Portraits on the Behance Network. Carne Griffiths’ artwork is born from a love of drawing and the journey of creating an image on the page. Working primarily with calligraphy ink, graphite and liquids, such as tea brandy, vodka and whisky he draws and then manipulates the drawn line. After graduating from Maidstone college of art Carne served an apprenticeship and worked as a gold wire embroidery designer for 12 years, hence floral pattern, repetition and flow play a large part in his work. Carne’s images explore both human and floral forms, figuratively and in an abstract sense. He is fascinated by the flow of line and the ‘invisible lines’ that connect us to the natural world. Thes Portraits in this series show human character often through the use of poise and plant symbolism, all are painted in ink and tea, apart from the vine which is painted in a combination of alcohol and tea.

Things People Said: Kids' Ideas About Science. Things People Said: Kids' Ideas About Love. Yes We Can! - StumbleUpon. 30 Very Funny Books--Seriously - StumbleUpon. By Gina Barreca, Ph.D. It's a dreary day, so I thought I'd indulge myself and come up with a list of my favorite comedies. A caveat, however: this is not a fancy English-professor-y list of the finest, most exquisitely crafted, most erudite or intellectually sophisticated works on paper in the language.

This is a list of the books that make me laugh until my mascara starts to run. These are books to read over your first cup of coffee or just before you go to sleep . Remember: a day you've laughed is day you haven't wasted--even if you didn't get out of bed. Some days you need a jump-start to get to the funny parts of life. These books offer exactly that kind of infusion of comic energy and I rely on them to get me to smile when nothing else does the trick. You've probably heard of most of these titles, and maybe you've already read several of them. You ready? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30.

Things People Said: Restaurants - StumbleUpon. Coupons: "May be combined with other offers. . . . Not valid with any other offer. " -- On a Papa John's coupon. See a scanned image. Menus: "Ham and Cheese - $2.50. Cheese and Ham - $2.90. " -- On a menu. Signs: "Open seven days a week. Quotes: "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo? " Restaurant Anecdotes: I am English and drink hot tea as opposed to coffee. Me: "Do you have hot tea? " Once when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't? " "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?

" "That's right. " So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. While ordering Chinese food to be delivered, I asked, as a joke, if the deep fried gizzards were beef or pork. I overheard the following conversation at a Friendly's restaurant: Girl: "Boy, I'm really parched. " I used to work at an Arby's. My World and Welcome... Funny Pages: Handy Latin Phrases - StumbleUpon. Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (At a barbeque) Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?

Sona si Latine loqueris. Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes If you can read this you're over-educated Vidi Vici Veni I saw, I conquered, I came Vacca foeda Stupid cow Mihi ignosce. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! Gramen artificiosum odi. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Nullo metro compositum est. Non curo. Fac ut gaudeam. O! She deserved it more than anyone | The Meta Picture. Splash Mountain Rap Is Awkward. The Most Ridiculous Edited-for-TV Movie Lines. @ch0diac: I clicked through to this article for the sole purpose of posting that video. Kudos for beating me to it. @ch0diac: i want to promote!

I want to promote !! Star whatever.. @ch0diac: That reminds me of movies I used to get in Taiwan. For instance, my roommate got 'The Crying Game', and we sat down and watched it. Neither my roommate nor I had ever seen the movie before, but I knew what happened. Men Can Fix Anything - Piano World Piano &Digital Piano Forums.