Theres A Chink In My Armor. Notice. &Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight.& - StumbleUpon. From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 10 March 2010 7.12pm To: Darryl Robinson Subject: Permission Slip Dear Darryl, I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitating rabbit about to drop an egg on Jesus. Thank you for pre-ticking the permission box as this has saved me not only from having to make a choice, but also from having to make my own forty five degree downward stroke followed by a twenty percent longer forty five degree upward stroke. Without your guidance, I may have drawn a picture of a cactus wearing a hat by mistake.
As I trust my offspring's ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to 'Jesus' are replaced with the term 'Purportedly Magic Jew.' Regards, David.From: Darryl RobinsonDate: Thursday 11 March 2010 9.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Permission Slip Hello David The tick in the box already was a mistake I noticed after printing them all. Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future |... - StumbleUpon. A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines.
He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Unicornmeat.jpg from boingboing.net. Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool. n5rbF.gif (GIF Image, 384x202 pixels) North Korea - The Craziest Country in the World. Playing video games is fun and enjoyable, and it gives a gamer a certain feeling of fulfillment when they finish a game or a mission. However, too much gaming can cause different health problems, which can also affect not only the gamer, but the people around him or her as well.
By Naypong, freedigitalphotos.net There is what is called video game addiction. Just like other kinds of addiction, a video game addict is not interested in things other than video games. He or she can play video games all day, all night, and also tend to feel bad if he or she is not playing. As most gamers spend lots of time sitting in one position, commonly in a dimly-lit room, gamers commonly suffer from eye and hearing problems, especially if they continuously play games since they are young.
Some gamers also develop other health problems like chronic back pain, scoliosis, or muscular stiffness. There are also cases of death caused by too much gaming, but this only happens in extreme cases. Related Posts: Wow-just-wow from emailsfromcrazypeople.com. Video #2 of Merton's Piano Improvisation With Random Strangers on... Dragons.jpg from samschuna.com. Troops (Star Wars Cops Parody) - une vidéo Funny. RoboDump 1.0. By Kevin Kelm (kkelm@triggur.org) Friday, Nov 12, 2004 RoboDump is a robot.
Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds. The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects). I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. I also decided to dress it in businessware to make coworkers less likely to try to talk to it... if it looks like a customer or visiting bigwig, they'll be less likely to offer help or ask for a courtesy flush. Comment at the blog... RoboDump in action:
#1308 - "GUARD DOG" Will it Metablend? Friday Frodos (4/9 Edition) - GeekWeek. Download the new GeekWeek iPhone App and get your Friday Frodos on the go. Available in the App Store on iTunes now! 2009-08-18-269_vampires.jpg from lastplacecomics.com. Sorry About The Mess. This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage - the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane. Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes. Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do... All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess! NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!! Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...
Here come the gross parts... I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow... I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is... Always room for more pizza and do-nuts! Remember when you last said to a visitor,“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!” See also Stress Section. Seven Crimes That Will Get You a Smaller Fine than File-Sharing. News · Thinking about file-sharing? Don't. You'll get fined, and crime doesn't pay (unless you rob banks and/or armored cars, then it pays very well).
Take it from Jammie Thomas, who was fined $2 million for downloading 24 songs, or anyone else who tried to fight the RIAA. Instead, try another crime, because plenty of them draw far lighter penalties than downloading Jason Mraz's latest. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Seriously, murdering someone will result in a lighter overall penalty than downloading a bunch of songs and getting caught. Other Popular Posts: Sponsored Content. Blutack.jpg from b3ta.com.