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Cartoon Photos. Water or Coke. Water 1. We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before. 2. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world population) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. For Your Info: 1. 2. 3. Now the question is, would you like a glass of WATER or COKE ?
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