A question I dodged while growing up was, "What is your religion?" In fact, I have no religion. Some people don't understand. Now, when others ask, "How can you be an athiest?" I simply reply, "Think of all of the religions you don't believe in. I just take it one step further." Aug 30
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Religion is like a Penis.
Why yes there is, but most people don’t want to hear it. Source: Calamities Of Nature. Jimmy Carr nails it on QI. Yes, I guess I’ve lied to get out of an awkward situation or two, but it’s never gone quite this far.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism, a movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. Although adherents maintain publicly that Pastafarianism is a genuine religion, it is generally recognized by the media as a parody religion. The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education decision to permit teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes. In that letter, Henderson satirized creationist ideas by professing his belief that whenever a scientist carbon dates an object, a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs is there "changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".