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Should i go missing, check the back roads of butts County Georgia. Just in case you know. Meanwhile, my southern accent has returned with a vengeance. I hear what's coming out of my mouth and don't recognize it. "You" only has only syllable, right? Pam and Tommy: The Untold Story of the World's Most Infamous Sex Tape. It's funny what being held at gunpoint will do to you.

Pam and Tommy: The Untold Story of the World's Most Infamous Sex Tape

And being held at gunpoint by a megalomaniacal rock star? Well, that doesn't feel very good at all. Not when the rock star has spent the past three months, the entire spring of 1995, living a fantasy life right in front of you, sipping martinis and passing a joint around at 11a.m. with his new wife, a pert blonde actress who inspires over a billion people around the world to drool each week as she runs across the beach in a tight red bathing suit. Not when you've been laying wires, tearing up the walls and painting again and again, because the light switch the rock star thought he wanted over here he now wants just there.

By the time Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson abruptly fired the handful of the people renovating their Malibu mansion, refusing to pay for work they said was shoddily done, electrician Rand Gauthier was so sick of the celebrity couple's demands that he was ready to simply write off the $20,000 he says they owed him. My life is too fucked for fiction. I wouldn't have it any other way. Francis Scott Key Bridge. Been sitting in Barnes & Noble going through career books trying to figure out what I want to be or do with my life. All I've determined is that I'm more maestro than tribal and I need to work in a not so rigid structure. Also, I've learned where to post. Oh my sweet lord. I'm sitting quietly listening to people debate... well, everything, apparently. I'm too exhausted to get involved any more than fact checking key points and making smart ass comments. Write down the date. I am not arguing for fun. It's a.

DWI Barbie Jeep Girl, Please Drive Straight to My Heart. Montgomery County cops are stationed all around Target. Are they expecting a back to school shopping riot? (Not inconceivable. There could be an incident over the last Yoda binder or Minions backpack.) More cops just arrived. I am SO tempted to blast Stra. The Campaign of Deception Against Planned Parenthood. A hidden-camera video released last week purported to show that Planned Parenthood illegally sells tissue from aborted fetuses.

The Campaign of Deception Against Planned Parenthood

It shows nothing of the sort. But it is the latest in a series of unrelenting attacks on Planned Parenthood, which offers health care services to millions of people every year. The politicians howling to defund Planned Parenthood care nothing about the truth here, being perfectly willing to undermine women’s reproductive rights any way they can. The nine-minute video clip released by the Center for Medical Progress, an outfit apparently created in 2013, invites viewers to “Hold Planned Parenthood accountable for their illegal sale of baby parts.” In it, Dr. Photo After the first video’s release, Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky pledged to “introduce an amendment to pending Senate legislation to immediately strip every dollar of Planned Parenthood funding.” Correction: August 6, 2015. Do You Live in a "Bitch" or a "Fuck" State? American Curses, Mapped. We're looking at some new office space. Apparently it used to be a film studio. For porn. There were some... "items" left behind. I'm going to need a health inspection before I move in there.

Do you think I could start one of those donation websites to raise money to get my hair done? I mean charity is charity....helping those in need, right? I need something done with this blonde mop on my head. For everyone, really. FOR AMERICA. This GOP race looks like it's gonna be a hoot. I may need to start smoking weed again. 17 people so far? Including Trump, Cruz, Huckabee, santorum, and Christie? All we need is Bachmann, Palin, a Duggar & a housewife and we will have a Bravo reality show. Miss USA Owner to Bring Trademark Gravitas to Presidential Campaign. Pat Robertson Tells Grieving Mother Her Dead Baby Could’ve Grown Up to Be Hitler. Number 2545. The funniest crap just came out of my mother's mouth. At the same time she is telling a story giving directions and trying to do a crossword puzzle. And somewhere in there talking about the job that she's going to have in heaven.i'm trying to make sure th. See? I'm calm. I'm remaining calm. I'm not yelling or flailing my arms about or making sweeping proclamations such as, "SCREW YOU GUYS, IMMA GOIN HOME." Nope. I'm sitting at my desk, looking calm, typing quietly. Inside, I'm probably on the verge of a str.

I'm sitting next to students studying for some sort of exam. I do not have much hope for them. Apparently one of them has been working from the wrong page. For a long while. It's worse than Christmas. I literally just scootched a snow bank with the front of my car to get a parking place. I've already left one shopping center bc I couldn't park and came to the mall where it is no better. I just screamed at an elderly man. He w. Dear Montgomery county, Plow your damn roads. Dear Target, Plow your damn lot. I'm buying a jeep. Then I'm getting the he'll outta here. 9 degrees without considering the wind? NO.

Short blonde hair! Who'd a thunk it? Thanks, Roger Zuniga!!! Snowing in Rockville. This had better not screw up my hair appointment. I have priorities. I do. Blonde before safety just happens to be one of the screwed up priorities I have. I'm working on it.