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25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips.

We've re-launched Progressive Boink, friends! Our new front page is here. Hope you enjoy. Hundreds of comic strips have been published in newspapers. The majority are terrible, and almost all the rest are mediocre. And it's really a shame that it's so difficult to quantify this strip's greatness. Calvin and Hobbes ran from 1985 to 1995. "Virtue needs some cheaper thrills. " © Universal Press Syndicate Calvin is an unbelievably intelligent six-year-old. It's kind of refreshing to see a strip that doesn't feel the need to have an uplifting message, or feel like it needs to point out that it's mean to whack an innocent person upside the dome with a snowball. - Jon "He's one of the old gods!

One of the top classic Calvin strips. . - Bill "You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. " Pretty much the voice of Bill Watterson dictating the current state of our school systems. . - Nick "We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job. " - Jon - Nick. Porn for Pregnant Ladies - BLOG - Pregnant Chicken. Every so often I notice that someone has found this site by searching "Pregnant Woman Porn" and I have no doubt that I am not what they are looking for.

Porn for Pregnant Ladies - BLOG - Pregnant Chicken

But it got me to thinking, pregnant ladies *should* have their very own candy to look at. We have needs! We have desires! So after seeing a bunch of these for crafting and new moms online, I thought about some of the wonderful words many pregnant women might like to hear. Here are a few I came up with, but feel free to let me know what else these fine (oh so fine) gentlemen could say to make you weak in the knees. Thanks you, gentlemen. David Sedaris Reads From His 'Santaland Diaries' Copyright © 2011 NPR.

David Sedaris Reads From His 'Santaland Diaries'

For personal, noncommercial use only. See Terms of Use. For other uses, prior permission required. Santa's helper, many MORNING EDITION listeners are awfully glad it was one of the jobs held by David Sedaris before he became the bestselling writer and humorous that he is today. David once worked as an elf at Macy's. DAVID SEDARIS: I wear green velvet knickers, a forest green velvet smock and a perky little hat decorated with spangles. SEDARIS: I've spent the last several days sitting in a crowded, windowless Macy's classroom, undergoing the first phases of elf training. We were given a demonstration of various positions in action, acted out by returning elves, who were so onstage and goofy that it made me a little sick to my stomach.

Everything these elves say seems to have an exclamation point on the end of it. SEDARIS: Twenty-two thousand people came to see Santa today, and not all of them were well behaved. The woman grabbed my arm and said: You there, elf. Sequelitis - Mega Man Classic vs. Mega Man X.