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+5 because although his real name appears to be Steve, his username is something similar to “Jayzon.” +6 because although he is 38 years old, his age range for women is 23 - 28. Nothing wrong with an age gap, but when you won’t date someone unless they are TEN YEARS younger than you, and when your ideal partner is young enough to be your child, should you have been a star of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant?Hello, Issues. +5 because either he’s been sending that dumb opener all around town for the past year, or he stole that opener from a different website that collects bad internet dating messages.
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Todd Lamb Notes From Chris
Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. He also has lots of problems. “ Notes From Chris” is a project started by Todd Lamb in 2008.
Damn You Auto Correct! » Best Of DYAC
These are the 15 funniest autocorrects on DYAC from April 2012. Congratulations to everyone who submitted their texts. Keep sending in those Autocorrects— we never get tired of them! Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go watch some Hairy Penis… we mean Harry Potter!
I’m a little slow on the uptake here, but I just encountered that story about the Chinese business mogul who died eating poisoned cat-meat stew. I’ve been working on developing my catchphrase for the situation, as my public relations team has advised me to be ready to respond to any future cat-meat-stew poisonings. They tell me that this isn’t what they were going for, but I believe I’ve found the winner.
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