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So It Has Come To This. 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children. Wolverine Squeaky Hammer Yep, that's Wolverine menacingly glaring at your kid with his cock out.
Let's just put that on the table right away. We realize a whole bunch of you have already seen the above image, stripped of all context (we bet at least one of you has it as your avatar on a message board somewhere). But where did it come from? It's got to be a one-time production mistake, or an intentional joke, or at least some cheap knockoff toy sold on the streets of Beijing, right? Nope, it's an officially licensed Marvel toy (an inflatable hammer, you're looking at one end of it) and they all looked like that. Honestly, what happens when your kid comes home and finds that his Wolverine Squeaky Hammer is deflated and, in his mind, he thinks "Wolverine died! " Congrats, your kid now has a grossly inaccurate idea of how CPR works. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this doll, as long as it's not in motion. Why, what noise do you make when you masturbate? THE FUCKING WEATHER. Cat-slipping-fail-copy.jpg (JPEG Image, 640 × 634 pixels) - Scaled (85%)
SPASSPOST = SPAPO, Top Idiots. Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away. Here's your sign lady. Idiot # 2 Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Idiot # 3 - A true story out of San Francisco A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "This is a stick up.
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The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Actually Worked. Man Becomes World-Famous Artist, Also While Not Existing There are some artists that are so famous that everyone's heard of them, even people without the slightest interest in the art world.
Michelangelo, da Vinci, Rembrandt, Nat Tate, Monet... We... ah... we got nothing. What's that? You've never heard of Nat Tate? Back in 1998, author William Boyd wrote a biography of Tate, an abstract painter who lived from 1928 to 1960. The book was intended as a satire of the New York art community, but Boyd wasn't content to stop at that. He called up Gore Vidal, who promoted and endorsed the book and the claim of it being true, and David Bowie, who arranged a huge launch party for the book in New York on April Fools' Day.
A strict dress code was enforced. So with that many experts on art in one place the scam was quickly revealed, right? Only a single newspaper editor realized it was a joke, because he was the only one who would admit to having never heard of Tate. Sorry. Thanks. Road Rage Reduction Project. Map_of_humanity.jpg (JPEG Image, 2587 × 1728 pixels) Words of wisdom.