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5 Reasons Women Are As Shallow As Men (According to Science)

Like everything else in romantic comedies, this is bullshit. Some men are shallow and so are some women. The stereotype persists because women usually aren't shallow in the same way. 5 Outdated Things That Are Still Around For Some Reason. Every year when spring cleaning comes around, the question resonating all over America, other than, "How did all that stuff manage to fit in the garage?

5 Outdated Things That Are Still Around For Some Reason

" is "Why do we still have that? " Whether it's a POG collection or a prom dress or the broken flip phone you were totally going to see about getting fixed five years ago, it is now the centerpiece of a mystery regarding how it survived multiple spring cleanings long past its "use by" date. 17 Obnoxious Figures of Speech: Translated. 5 Famous Bible Stories With Logical Scientific Explanations. If you pause faith for a moment and look at the Bible through the cold, unfeeling monocle of science, it doesn't hold up.

5 Famous Bible Stories With Logical Scientific Explanations

8 Obvious Lies That People Believed For Waaay Too Long. Hey, remember that wacky story of the lady who was removed from her job at the NAACP because it turned out she was white and pretending to be black for years?

8 Obvious Lies That People Believed For Waaay Too Long

When a story like this hits, everybody scratches their head and says, "But how did it take people so long to figure it out? " The answer is that much of the world still runs on trust (did you demand to see your dentist's license before you let him start stabbing your gums?) , and you can get surprisingly far, as long as your lie is brazen enough. Article_19833_the-7-sneakiest-ways-corporations-manipulated-human-behavior. In a perfect world, there would be no substitute for a quality product offered at a bargain price.

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But this is not a perfect world, and a lot of times the only thing between mediocrity and market dominance is the kind of devious plan that would make a supervillain proud. The 5 Most Absurdly Offensive Theme Weddings Ever Planned. Usually, weddings are about as controversial as a bump on a super boring log.

The 5 Most Absurdly Offensive Theme Weddings Ever Planned

The bride wears white, the in-laws give passive aggressive hugs, someone toots a wet fart while doing the chicken dance. Every wedding is the same because most of us don't want to use the most important day of our lives to shock our friends and embarrass our families. Most of us, anyway. In other cases, attempts to have a unique and kitschy ceremony wind up celebrating historical horrors in the process. 26 Unexpected Things That Are Screwing With Your Health. Wikipedia Hates Women: 4 Dark Sides of The Site We All Use. Wikipedia, for those not familiar, is the largest online encyclopedia.

Wikipedia Hates Women: 4 Dark Sides of The Site We All Use

Think Cracked but with slightly fewer fart jokes. Some people want that. Go figure. Despite being such an influential site, Wikipedia has fewer than 10 percent female editors. That leads to some strange problems. 6 Reasons You Can't Trust Science Anymore. The scientific method -- make an observation, form a hypothesis, test your prediction, obtain data -- is the cornerstone of science, right up there with dramatically removing your glasses and exclaiming, "My god ...

6 Reasons You Can't Trust Science Anymore

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Comic bookery is as American as boredom in Idaho.

5 Ridiculous Things That Show Up in the Art of Every Comic

It's a tradition that dates back to the 1980s and possibly even earlier; I can't say, I wasn't alive then. But I can say that people love comics, and the fact that The Avengers has officially made more money than actually exists is proof of that. Everyone has a little comics nerd in them. I collected comics for a long time until I went terribly broke one day and never returned. Since you can't barter sexual favors for comic books in most circles, especially when most of your bartering energy is spent on obtaining Slurpees and canned corn, I had to let that hobby go. . #5. Nothing is more traumatic in the world of comic books than destroying acres and acres of residential and commercial real estate for years on end, only to have one of your friends die in the process.

Marvel.com Cyclops has an unfortunate life, though, because this isn't the only time the poor man's had to grip the corpse of a loved one in anguish. Coverbrowser.com #4. . #3. If Famous Companies Made Products We Really Wanted. The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor. As some of you know, until the last couple of years, I was poor as shit.

The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor

4 Ghastly Horrors That Somehow Made It Into Kids' Movies. Most people use children's movies as a sort of animated ball gag -- it's worth it to hear "Let It Go" for the billionth time if it'll shut the little buggers up for a few minutes. But, sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently A Clockwork Orange-ing the little brats. Like those who went before us, we've scoured the seedy underbelly of kids' flicks to bring you the most unexpectedly traumatizing moments. Such as ... #4. The Dam Keeper -- The Animal Apocalypse, According To Pixar Alumni Tonko House LLC The Dam Keeper is what happens when two ex-Pixar art directors team up to create the most adorable-looking 18 minutes humanly possible.

Tonko House LLC"Yeah man, gimme an eight-ball. " The heartwarming trailer seems to tell you the whole story: It follows a little pig who constantly gets picked on at school, until he meets a friendly fox and the two bond over their mutual love of drawing. 22 Movies That Made Huge Mistakes You Completely Missed. 6 Sexist Video Game Problems Even Bigger Than the Breasts. Some video games are more obviously focused on women's genitals than a gynecologist exam.

In games like TERA, a woman's armor is a map of her erogenous zones, defending her from only the most technical definition of nudity. Dead or Alive uses more computer power to model Kasumi's breasts than NASA had for the moon landings. That's actually not a joke. TecmoAnd the results deal with similar levels of gravitational attraction. But there are even more sexist structures in video games than the armor. 5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer. Let's get this out of the way right now: The only reason I don't have more game consoles hooked to my TV is because I'm out of ports on the back for cables to plug into, and I don't want to have to get off the sofa to switch over. I've been playing video games since the Carter administration. So do not compare me to Roger "I never play video games yet dismiss them as worthless" Ebert here. Cracked. The measure of a person's integrity is said to be how he or she behaves when nobody's looking (not taking into account all the masturbating).

We all like to think that we'll do the right thing when push comes to shove, but it can be hard sometimes, especially when you find out that good Samaritans often wind up on the face-in-the-dirt end of the shoving. Unfortunately, it's a sad truth that fate sometimes decides that an act of niceness is often rewarded with a last-place participation trophy (along with a hearty kick to the junk), as in the instance of ... #5. The Disabled Veteran Arrested For Rescuing A Dog From A Hot Car Via nydailynews.com, mirror.co.uk. 4 Personality Flaws Movies Think Are Awesome. Oh, gosh, is it time for my article now? OK. Um ... are we all here? I'm sorry, I'm so bad at introductions. All heroes need flaws, because a hero without a flaw is just Superman, and literally no one in the world likes Superman. (Seriously, there is not a single Superman fan in the world. ... shit.

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