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With ghosts. Couple Hid This Note Around The House For Each Other. But What Followed Is Heartbreaking. My grandparents were married for over half a century, and played their own special game from the time they had met each other.
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Nathan Steffel and his wife were devastated to learn that their newborn daughter, just six weeks old, had passed away. The couple never got to experience the true beauty of their child, as the baby spent all of its time in the hospital, with various apparatuses attached to it, including tubes that needed to be placed in the baby’s mouth. Nathan wanted to have a memento of his child, and to show his wife how their child would have looked without all the hospital equipment.
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