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4 Morning Rituals That'll Super Charge Your Health

What are yours? The most popular ones tend to be brushing your teeth, making a cup of coffee or tea, going for a run, or planning out your day. We have all formed habits over time that help us get our day started. What if I told you that I know four morning rituals that will amp up your energy, health and life? Would you practice these four simple morning rituals daily? 1. Why should I drink water as soon as I wake up? Here’s what you may not know about water and hydration. A challenge many of us face is not knowing we’re dehydrated when we really are. Drinking water in the morning provides many benefits: – Purges toxins from our blood (helps us get rid of morning grogginess) – Increases cell renewal rate (helps maintain healthy body functioning) – Boosts metabolism (helps with weight loss) – Purifies the colon (helps us remove waste from our bodies) – Makes nutrient absorption easier (helps us get more out of the foods we eat) 2. 3. 4.

You Should Never Say These 7 Things If You Want To Be Successful At Work. Effective communication is a key instrument to leading a successful career.

You Should Never Say These 7 Things If You Want To Be Successful At Work

Communicating well has two parts: how you say it and what you say. In today’s article, you will discover some of the mistakes that can hurt your career advancement prospects. Do you see yourself in some of these comments? There’s no need to worry. We have all made mistakes and usually manage to work another day. 1. Job descriptions are written for a purpose. 2. Professional success takes time. 10 Reasons Why Coffee Drinkers Are More Likely To Be Successful. I love coffee.

10 Reasons Why Coffee Drinkers Are More Likely To Be Successful

I hope you do too. There is a ritual that comes with making it and the smell is wonderful. While others are yawning and trying to get their days going, coffee is like a punch in the face to wake you up into the real world. 10 Surprising Benefits of Tequila You Never Knew. Did you ever know that tequila can help you lose weight?

10 Surprising Benefits of Tequila You Never Knew

While tequila is definitely not a “health food”, it actually has several surprising health benefits.Look for “100% agave” tequila, to get the best health benefits, and stick to 1-2 shots. Here are 10 surprising benefits of tequila. 1. 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Beer. Feel guilty about drinking a beer or two?

10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Beer

Don’t feel guilty. Contrary to what you might expect, moderate beer consumption is actually good for you. Science has shown that beer can bring many surprising health benefits even though it’s usually perceived as unhealthy. Just remember, we’re talking moderate consumption (one drink per day for women, and up to two for men), not all-night drinking sprees. 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Whiskey. Whether it’s Jack Daniel’s, Jim Beam, or Fireball, everybody is bound to have one kind of whiskey they like more than they admit.

10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Whiskey

In fact, with the demand for whiskey far outpacing its supply in recent years, it’s becoming more and more common to see people enjoying a glass of their favorite brand while out at bars or after a long day at work. There are always the critics, of course: People who claim that whiskey is an old man’s drink and continually insist that it “tastes terrible.” But what if I told you that you don’t have to feel bad about enjoying that double shot, because you can tell those naysayers that whiskey good for your health? Well, according to sites like Organic Facts and Food to Fitness, you can do just that! It turns out that drinking a little bit of whiskey (in moderation, of course) can indeed benefit your health, and here’s how! 1. Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

Why we should be eating horses instead of riding them

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Brain Tumors

Do it or I'll find out where you live and hide scuba-equipped scorpions in your toilet. Dear Oatmeal Readers: Cancer is a sonofabitch that deserves to be pummeled in its cancerous little balls, so go donate to the American Cancer Society. The Teriyaki Date. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

The Teriyaki Date

Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. When your house is burning down, you should brush your teeth. Note from the author: Today, January 8th 2013, marks the 20th anniversary of my house burning down, so I decided to write a comic about it.

When your house is burning down, you should brush your teeth

It was a terrible thing and I've found the best way to deal with terrible things is to tell funny stories about them later. My dad still had a copy of the front page of our local newspaper, and I've scanned it and pasted it below for anyone who is curious. Also, the newspaper is dated January 9th but the house actually burned down on the 8th (they went to print a day later), and even though the paper states that my sister called the police it was actually my mom. A lot of people are asking: my mom made it out okay, and she ended up rebuilding her teddy bear business over the next few years. Note from the author: Today, January 8th 2013, marks the 20th anniversary of my house burning down, so I decided to write a comic about it. Dogs, Nazis, and Horses. How Different Age Groups Celebrate Halloween. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.

Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP.