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6 Insane Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened. America's Freak Luck During the Battle of Midway The Battle of Midway may be remembered as one of the most spectacular naval battles in history and one of the huge turning points in the Pacific theater, but it started out as a pure clusterfuck for the Americans.

6 Insane Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened

Despite going into battle with most of Japan's game plan in their pocket thanks to American codebreakers/Bothan spies, the U.S. Navy had little to show for it in the early hours of June 4, 1942. Just about every aircraft that took on the Japanese that day was destroyed, and all without delivering any serious damage. In short, the Battle of Midway started off like the Battle of Endor, only with every fighter in the Rebel Fleet crashing into the Death Star's deflector shield. Where it Gets Weird: There was one squadron of American dive bombers lead by Lieutenant Commander C. His squadron started dropping like flies until, in an act of sheer luck that would make even J.K.

Where it Gets Even Weirder: ...when he wasn't busy being a pimp. 10 Types of Facebook Friends From High School. "Guy Limits" by Kevin. Now-a-days there are age limits for just about everything.

"Guy Limits" by Kevin

At 17-years-old I got kicked out of a hotel hot tub because I didn't have a parent guardian present. Our society places ridiculous age limits for things that we "can" do. However, I believe there should be a greater importance on age limits for things people "can no longer'" do. Besides an age limit for women wearing bathing suits (which is arguably 42 years old and/or 180 pounds), I haven't seen any problems with girls. However, everyday I see men do things that they should no longer be doing at certain ages. With that being said, I have come up with a list of things guys do that should definitely have an age limit. 13-years-old: Guys can no longer wear whitey tighties, have a chili bowl, or wear shorts that do not exceedingly pass the finger tip test (Sorry frat daddies). 14-years-old: Guys are no longer allowed to suck on lollipops. 16-years-old: Two or more guys can no longer share an umbrella.

Can TA Seduction by Email Change Your Grade? It can be hard to communicate emotions through email.

Can TA Seduction by Email Change Your Grade?

That's why we litter them with "lol," emoticons and nude pictures — to get that much closer to real conversation. Well, that's just the opening (above) of this juicy ten-message email thread between a TA and a student. The rest is jam-packed with innuendo and outuendo. I'll help you see right through to the subtext, after the jump… Let's start with the opening. Todd is an academic. Looks like someone started watching a little Californication. Wow. I guess she's keeping it up. Shut down. See? I think Caroline had a few too many drinks that night.