Deep thoughts. Fav one liners. Stolen remote. The universe was created. First year law student. Proper englishman. Internet shorthand as if written by a proper Englishman I now present the sequel to “Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman“… hah!
I found your last comment humorous, good sir! Hahaha My jubilant utterance could be heard in the next room! Lol - laugh out loud I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion. rofl - rolling on floor laughing I dare say I fell onto the ground, and proceeded to roll about as if I were swine of some sort. lmao - laughing my ass off I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh. pmsl - pissed myself laughing My guttural emission of joy caused me to urinate my trousers. omg - oh my god Gordon Bennett! Zomg - oh my god with a z at the beginning zGordon Bennett! W/e - whatever Right. Stfu - shut the fuck up If you were drinking tea right now, you would not be speaking. ily - I love you I dare say, if I weren’t a proper Englishman and my heart was not a cold dark place, I suspect I would feel quite passionate about you. gtfo - get the fuck out.
Crazy texts from parents. The english language. You're going to die. Paper vs rock. Kids talk science. This page is brought to you by UC Berkeley Parents Network Back to the Jokes & Quotes Collection THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS: * "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
" * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. " * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. BOTTLE OF WINE. Spider. Edward Cullen isn't real! & so we ramble. I don’t understand your point.
If you are saying “I am…” cannot be followed by a noun, you are wrong. I am a person. I am the mayor. “Person” and “mayor” are nouns. Although, saying “I am single” would make single an adjective, saying “I am a single” implies that it is a noun. Courage. Dear blank, please blank. Wenn man nicht aufpasst, kann es passieren, dass man ohne es zu merken gleich mehrere Stunden auf der “Dear blank, please blank” Homepage verbringt.
Wenn ich nicht so vorsichtig wär, würde ich wahrscheinlich jetzt noch dasitzen und eine lustige Kurznachricht nach der anderen lesen. Wer von euch ausreichend Zeit hat, sollte sich die Seite nicht entgehen lassen. Es ist jedoch besser die Finger davon zu lassen, wenn man noch bei der Arbeit ist. Für diejenigen habe ich hier eine kurze Light-Version zusammengestellt: Die Karten sind hier im Etsy Shop für jeweils 4,50 Dollar erhältlich. Listen, smile, agree.
Oscar. The truth of Life. Bob Dylan quote.