index The Problem: I have noticed that some of the newer gamers to D&D have some problems with alignment. So we have put together this simple list of explainations that will appeal to the experienced roleplayer and the power gamer alike. Lawful Good: you look evil, you stinkin' orc!. Chaotic Good: you are evil. Neutral Good: you did something evil. Lawful Neutral: you broke the law. Neutral: you just tried to kill me. Chaotic Neutral: its tuesday. Neutral Evil: I want that nice sword you have. Chaotic Evil: I'll get this tingly sensation in the back of my spine, OOooooo. Lawful Evil: your interfering with my conquest of the world.
Its tough to be a Man It's tough to be a Man Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.
11 signs youre no longer a hard-core gamer You used to play videogames all night. Your Quake prowess was unmatched; your skills at Command & Conquer unparalleled. You have a gaming history that stretches back beyond the PlayStation generation to the SNES, Megadrive, Amiga and ZX Spectrum. You were there at the dawn of gaming. Tick-tock... You prefer playing against the computer Online gaming against real people has become depressing – it exposes your faded, spoon-sharp reflexes and you abhor the trash-talk from 12-year old fanboys. You only play when your girlfriend is out Because you only have one high-def TV and to play videogames on it while she's at home is 'selfish' and not something the two of you can do 'together'. You believe that winning isn't everything It's the taking part that counts. It's been days, not hours since you last switched on your console You’re the oldest person trading in games at GameStation So you lie about why you’re there. You like your Xbox 360 and your PS3 equally Wednesday's just fine.
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End of the World. A flash animation (Submit to StumbleUpon and Twitter) Ho kay here's the Earth, just chilling...Damn that is a sweet earth you might say. Wrong! Alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, and the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up. Ho kay, basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. Anyway one day we decide that those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down...so we launch a nuke at China. Want to know what the rest of the End of World animation lyrics are? Want to share The End of the World with others? Simply copy and paste the code below onto your blog or website Code will create this clickable thumbnail which will link back to The End of the World animation.
Ubuntu 8.04 LTS Released | Query7 - PHP jQuery Linux Posted on April 21, 2008 The 8th version of Ubuntu has now been released! Notable inclusions are.. Linux Kernel 2.6.24Xorg 7.3 (Latest)GNOME 2.22Firefox 3 Beta 5 Its interesting to see that they’ve given some of their older applications an overhaul. Ive been following Ubuntu for a few years now, i started Using Hoary right through to Fiesty. Filesystem Basics - Linuxconfig.org This article explains basic commands for navigation within Linux file system. The diagram below represents (part of) a Linux file system know as Filesystem Hierarchy Standard. A line from one node to a node on its right indicates containment. For example, the student directory is contained within the home directory. 1. student@linuxgym:$ pwd /usr/local/bin student@linuxgym:$ cd student@linuxgym:$ pwd /home/student student@linuxgym:$ 2. student@linuxgym:$ pwd/usr/local/binstudent@linuxgym:$ cdstudent@linuxgym:$ pwd/home/studentstudent@linuxgym:$ 3. student@linuxgym:/etc$ cd /home/studentstudent@linuxgym:$ pwd/home/studentstudent@linuxgym:$ 4. student@linuxgym:$ pwd/usrstudent@linuxgym:$ cd binstudent@linuxgym:$ pwd/usr/binstudent@linuxgym:$ and you go to /usr/bin rather than /usr/local/bin or /bin. 5. student@linuxgym:$ pwd/usr/binstudent@linuxgym:$ cd ..student@linuxgym:$ pwd/usrstudent@linuxgym:$ 6. does not change the current working directory.
Serendipity The Top 75 Open Source Security Apps About a year ago, we took a look at the growing trend toward open-source security and highlighted 10 of the best apps available. Since then, the area has continued to mature, and now we're back highlighting 75 of the most frequently downloaded open-source security applications. Anti-Virus/Anti-Malware 1. ClamWin Free Antivirus This Windows-only app uses the incredibly popular ClamAV engine to detect viruses and spyware. 2. Numerous commercial and open-source products are based on the Clam Antivirus engine. 3. Moon Secure is currently based on ClamAV, but the developers are working on an antivirus engine of their own that will enable real-time scanning. 4. As you might expect from its name, Rootkit Hunter searches your system for rootkits and other unwanted tools. 5. Short for "A Mail Virus Scanner," AMaVis acts as a go between for your anti-virus software and your mail transport agent so that incoming e-mails can be scanned for viruses. 6. 7. 8. Anti-Spyware 9. xpy 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15.
Stupid Ubuntu tricks: 5 Steps for resetting a forgotten password - Download Squad It happens to everyone. You have so many usernames and passwords that you can't remember them all. Fortunately, Facebook, Gmail, and about a billion other online services have a "forgot password" link. But what happens when you forget the password for your operating system. While you might think the easiest thing to do is reinstall Ubuntu, (after all, this is a clean install so it's not like we'd be losing any data on our hypothetical system), you can save yourself 15-30 minutes by changing the password. Turn on your computer, and as soon as you the Press Esc to enter grub message, press the escape key.