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8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews

8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews
Everybody is a comedian these days, and the Internet has given us all an enormous stage. Maybe the best example is a supposedly comedy-free site like Amazon.com. The deal is, anybody can write a review, on any product, whether they have bought it or not. So it's just a matter of finding a baffling/ridiculous/useless product and watching the Internet's sarcasm run wild. The "Guardian Angel" Acupuncture Device Link Yeah, I know, sex toy jokes, right? Bizarrely so: By the way, the product description claims it's a Korean acupressure device. All right, I guess there was room for at least one good sex toy joke. Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk This is a laptop desk that attaches to the steering wheel of your car, which is all that really needs to be said. I should point out that, when we're done laughing at the stories of people mixing cocktails and eating chili while driving, there are some people who might actually get some use out of this when their car is safely parked.

Designers Spin Spidey-Worthy Webs From Packing Tape Packing tape has gotten MacGyver out of many a jam, but he never managed to make an entire home out of the stuff. So he could probably learn something from Viennese/Croatian design collective For Use/Numen. The team uses nothing but packing tape to create huge, self-supporting cocoons that visitors could climb inside and explore. Installed three times in the past year, the next deployment will be next week from June 9–13 at DMY Berlin's International Design Fair, which is now in its 8th year. The installations, which look like the work of horrifyingly large arachnids, grew in scale and scope as the year progressed, first deployed inside a small Croatian gallery, then an abandoned attic during October’s Vienna Design Week. At the last installation inside Odeon, a former stock exchange building in Vienna, the group used nearly 117,000 feet and 100 pounds of tape.

Freelance Success: The ultimate resource for established, professional nonfiction writers How You Can Spot A Republican: A Joke The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the balloonist. "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.

50 Smoothies : Recipes and Cooking : Food Network - StumbleUpon 1. Banana Blend 2 bananas, 1/2 cup each vanilla yogurt and milk, 2 teaspoons honey, a pinch of cinnamon and 1 cup ice. 2. Strawberry-Banana Blend 1 banana, 1 cup strawberries, 1/2 cup each vanilla yogurt and milk, 2 teaspoons honey, a pinch of cinnamon and 1 cup ice. 3. Strawberry Shortcake Blend 2 cups strawberries, 1 cup crumbled pound cake, 1 1/2 cups each milk and ice, and sugar to taste. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Passive Aggressive Notes There seems to be a trend towards not confronting our problems. People are, more and more, avoiding conflict and becoming passive aggressive in how they deal with it. Fortunately, sometimes that passive aggressive way of dealing with problems is funny, and sometimes those funny passive aggressive notes people like to leave behind get photographed. Which is your favorite passive aggressive note. The yellow sticky note was kind, the blue tape with the question on it was just asking for somebody named Dave to steal all of their tea and drink it. It’s a pretty big assumption that the person you’re leaving notes to is also a Christian. There’s nothing better than turning religion back on people that try to use it on you. How passive aggressive would you be for a Klondike Bar? The part of me that was a waiter is appalled by this. Why would you put a colon cleanser in your own soup? ———- Advertisement ———- ———- Advertisement ———- Bacon for Life!

Drugs.com | Prescription Drug Information, Interactions & Side Effects Teenagers draw on animation film to highlight plight of child soldiers | Society Untold Stories by Zoom Animation on YouTube Dili Diey, 25, fled to England from southern Sudan as a boy soldier and now lives in Huddersfield. "Count yourselves lucky to be at peace in Kirklees. Killing someone haunts you for the rest of your life," he tells a group of young people from four Kirklees schools. Diey's harrowing story features in the animated film, Untold Stories, part of a new campaign, Books Not Bullets, to highlight the plight of child soldiers. "Dili's story shocked us," says Janita Rauf, 14. As part of its annual event to mark Holocaust Memorial Day, Kirklees Museums and Galleries, part of Kirklees council, asked children from four schools to come up with a campaign inspired by Richard Oastler, who in the 1830s successfully campaigned for shorter working hours for child workers in Huddersfield's mills. "The children were from different social, economic and ethnic backgrounds. • Untold Stories is being shown at Huddersfield Art Gallery until 2 April.

It’s Funny Because It’s True (Part 6/15 Pics) Posted by Jillian Madison on December 27, 2011 4thamendmentwear 4th Amendment Wear 4TH AMENDMENT UNDERCLOTHES Now there's a way to protest those intrusive TSA X-ray scanners without saying a word. 4th Amendment Metallic ink-printed undershirts and underwear. Assert your rights without saying a word. Firefox Web Browser — Getting Started with Mozilla Firefox — mozilla.org Welcome to Firefox! We'll show you all the basics to get you up and running. When you're ready to go beyond the basics, check out the other links for features you can explore later. By default, Firefox gives you access to great content every time you open a new tab. Customize this page by hovering over the sections and thumbnails or click the gear icon for more options. Whether you know the exact web address or you're just searching, Firefox's address bar handles it all. Found a great web page? Browse the Internet without saving any information on your computer about which sites and pages you’ve visited. Click the menu button and then click New Private Window. Set up Firefox Accounts so you can take your browsing information with you wherever you go. , choose Sign in to Sync and follow the instructions to create your account. Choose the page that opens when you start Firefox or click the Home button. Open a tab with the web page you want to use as your home page.

Invisible Children Music 20 More Funny Roommate Notes Posted by Jillian Madison on December 6, 2011 USDA Inspector General: meat supply routinely tainted with harmful residues In Meat Wagon, we round up the latest outrages from the meat and livestock industries. Oh, you wanted those burgers without harmful residues! Sorry, the USDA’s meat-inspection service can’t really help you on that score. Next time you’re at an eatery whose sourcing practices you don’t trust, avoid the veal. The report focuses on the USDA’s system for keeping hazardous chemical residues–”veterinary drugs, pesticides, and heavy metals”– out of the meat supply. How is the agency doing at this critical task? The problem is not trivial, as the report makes clear: Residues of drugs, pesticides, and heavy metals differ from microbiological pathogens like E. coli, Salmonella, and Listeria Monocytogenes, which the public more readily associates with food safety. In fact … “In some cases, heat may actually break residues down into components that are more harmful to consumers.” Evidently, the problem is worst of all for meat from animals raised on dairy farms. As for veal …

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