Funny Anti Jokes
What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. We’ve just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Want more?
Pop Icons In Another Light Part 2 (PICS
22 Jul These images were gathered from all over the internets but it has come to our attention that a few of them can be purchased as shirts from various sites. If you’re looking to find some terrific t-shirts (beyond just what you may see here as well) visit Threadless , Shirt Woot! Check out Part 1 in this series here and Part 3 here .
Funny Pictures at WalMart
Portraits of Dogs as They Shake Off Water
For her series “Shake“, pet photographer Carli Davidson photographed curious portraits of dogs shaking off water. Use a fast shutter speed and you can capture all kinds of strange expressions on your dog’s face. You can find the rest of the photographs in the series here. Shake (via Photojojo) Image credits: Photographs by Carli Davidson and used with permission
Stuffed Animals with Mental Disorders
German toymaker Paraplush has released a line of cute stuffed animals that suffer from different mental illnesses. Depressed Turtle Being an animal accustomed to a more relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with Dub, sending him into a severe depression. Sheep with Multiple Personality Disorder Dolly seems to suffer from the delusion that she is a wolf despite the fact that she is without a doubt a sheep. Hallucinating Snake Sly’s inner conflict must be interpreted as a sign of an ambivalent relationships towards its own body. Hippo with OCD Lilo has been trying to solve the same wooden jigsaw puzzle for the past few months without success. Paranoid Crocodile Kroko’s hypersensitive perception is a symptom of a paranoid psychosis. Also check out: Old Teddy Bears and Giant Rubber Duck
What Your Starting Pokemon Says About You
After their father dying in a mysterious war, the most important moment in any trainer's life is choosing their first Pokemon. Will they take the seed-shooting Bulbasaur, the water-spouting Squirtle, or the fire-breathing Charmander? Each one brings a different set of advantages and challenges for the road ahead. In fact, you can learn a lot about a person based on their first Pokemon. Bulbasaur Personality: Much like the half-dinosaur/half-plant itself, Bulbasaur trainers are a paradox. Work: Bulbasaur trainers are skilled at their jobs, but ask for way too much time off to explore their interests. Romance: Don't be insulted when a Bulbasaur trainer asks to split the bill. Squirtle Personality: Squirtle! Work: Get ready for a lot of pictures of kittens and inspirational posters on the walls of a Squirtle trainer's cubicle. Romance: Good news, a Squirtle trainer will 100% have sex with you on the first date. Charmander Romance: Seriously do not drink anything a Charmander trainer gives you.
M and M's Combat
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. There can be only one.
What If Everybody in Canada Flushed At Once?
Written by Pats Papers | Monday, 8 March 2010 2:42 PM The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. But still—the degree to which the water consumption matches with the key breaks in the hockey game is stunning. It’s been 20 years since my days as a beat reporter at CFRN (old screen shot below) and CITV in Edmonton, so it was nice to get an Edmonton news tip. THANKS FOR VISITING PatsPapers.com Every day we scour the newspapers for about a dozen stories that will make your smarter or more informed. Other recent posts you may enjoy: Pat Supports His Team - It’s not easy to cheer for Team Canada when you host a New York City Newscast.Pat’s Favorite Vancouver Photos - Highlights of Pat’s trip to the Olympics.Pick Up Your Snow Shovel! Advertisement: Has your casual game-time drinking turned into an alcohol problem?
