6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

Some animals are boring, and that's fine: They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid shit. Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a fuck: the ones that punch sharks in the dick, ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend. It's common knowledge that the mongoose and the snake are mortal enemies. If they allowed bets on interspecies rivalries, we'd lay our money square on the snake, every time. And then along comes this doofy hillbilly weasel, which proceeds to murder the shit out of the living embodiment of terror just because there's nothing better to do that day. Pen-Tailed Tree Shrew Aww, aren't they just darling? "Listen! But the pen-tailed tree shrew isn't all cuteness and innocence. The Kennedys of the wild. Wait ... what? But don't take our word for it -- witness all the random spite of nature firsthand: Related: