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The Beatles Complete On Ukulele Forums of Loathing - View Single Post - Really Bad Joke Thread So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. He walks for the entire day. He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark. By the end of the day he starts getting worried. Full dark comes before he knows it. He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy.

The 50 best foods in the world and where to eat them 1. Best place to eat: Oysters.Strangfor Lough, Northern Ireland "If I were to die tomorrow, I'd walk to Strangford, get a couple of bottles of really cold Chablis, and eat as many Strangford Lough oysters as I could. Then I'd die very happily indeed. Cuan Oysters, Sketrick Island, Killinchy, Newtownards, County Down, Northern Ireland, 02897 541461, www.cuanoysters.com 2. "The aubergines were slow- baked for six hours, brought to the table whole, and skinned in front of us. Dinokratous & An, Polemou 22, Kolonaki, 11521 Athens, 0030 210 7400150, www.takioupia.com 3. There are many fine hamburgers in New York, even the most mediocre of which would put its British counterparts to shame. 90 Bedford St, New York, 001 212 741 4695, www.thelittleowlnyc.com 4. The best place in the world to eat zabaglione, according to Giorgio Locatelli, is at his uncle's restaurant, La Cinzianell, in Corgeno, northern Italy. Via Lago, 26 Corgeno, 0039 0 331 946 337 5. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.

Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates - Com These days, everyone in the world seems to be on Facebook, including our bosses, parents, and the people we hated in high school. So what would it be like if superheroes like Batman, Spider-Man and Superman were updating their statuses, taking quizzes, and commenting on each other’s profiles like the rest of us? Chris Sims of the Invincible Super-Blog takes a closer look into the Facebook feeds of our favorite heroes. (Click on each update for more info.)

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