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The Best Of The Steve &Bill Meme After sitting down together at All Things Digital 5 in the historic Steve Jobs and Bill Gates discussion, the images of a convivial Steve Jobs and Bill Gates became internet meme fodder. And so the Steve Jobs and Bill Gates Meme, or simply the Steve and Bill meme, in all their rich glory, was born:

youre-like-a-drug.jpg (400×135) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money. The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money.

Deep thoughts. Anti-vaccine logic. Thought of the week at Microsoft How I feel standing vs sitting. How dare you... A Well-Planned Retirement - And no one even knows his name. Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Jenny vs. Spencer JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way.

Waterproof Home Excerpt from Yesterday's Tomorrows: past visions of the American future, by Joseph J. Corn and Brian Horrigan; Summit Books (1984), page 83. The actual item is from a 1950 issue of Popular Mechanics. Because everything in her home is waterproof, the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose. Scanned by Eric Benson, converted to HTML by Dan Bornstein, danfuzz@milk.com.

Your Daily Life in GIFs (28 GIFs Here’s a bunch of those little everyday moments put into GIF form… When someone says, “Think fast!” When you’re wearing socks and step in something wet: When your parents don’t like what you’re wearing: I forgot to send in my U.S. Census form. Am I in trouble I'm afraid if you fail to file your Census form, you will not be counted amongst the general public. Since you're not counted, you don't exist. FEMA Exterminators are usually sent within 30 days of lack of filing of the Census forms and unless you're ready for Guantanamo listen carefully. This will take courage and initiative so be ready. epic-hysterical-facebook-fails from 6rounds.com When you’re on Facebook, you can never be too careful. You can never know who’s going to be checking out your status or watching what you do. Now most of us, change our privacy settings or know not to put things in our status that we done want others to see, others however, don’t pay enough attention.

How To Tell You Sucked At Video Games in 2011 by Brian Altano & Andrew Goldfarb December 14, 2011 2011's biggest blockbuster games kind of kicked our asses. We fell off cliffs in Uncharted 3, had our squads blown to bits in Battlefield 3 and were burned to death by lava in Super Mario 3D Land. Hipster Link doesn’t save Princesses anymore DeviantArt user Dan Jones gives us a look at what The Legend of Zelda would look like in modern times. Strangely enough hipster Ganondorf looks the most approachable. He’s probably a nice guy too, since I’m pretty sure capturing princesses is too mainstream now. Still life: Bent objects & OWNI.eu, News, Augmented UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from

Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. I write for myself and Ill say anything I damn well please Transcripts follow. (Source: Dexter; Image above, via NME.) Transcript December 2, 1996 Green Day P.O. Box 710 Berkeley, Ca 94701-0710Re: InsomniacTo whom it may concern:I am a parent, and I am very disturbed by the cassette tape my 8 year old son was listening to. His 60 year old grandmother bought it for him as a birthday present and was totally unaware of its explicit content.