7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal

Drugs, artillery emplacements, napalm, prostitution - sometimes it seems like the best things in life are illegal. For some reason, the fascists who control this country don't believe in your God given right to smoke meth and man a 155-millimeter Howitzer. Luckily for us, there are a lot of awesome things out there that Uncle Sam amazingly hasn't taken away from us yet. Read this article, and then go and pick up one of everything while you still can! Holy Shit, Really? Yes. Careful with that pot, it looks dangerous. Where Can I Get One? You can sometimes find professionally made flamethrowers being sold by private buyers online, some for as little as $300. What Should I Do With it? Actually using your flamethrower is somewhat more difficult than acquiring it. Holy Balls, Why is it Legal? Cracked cannot overstate the importance of destroying the horrifying bee menace. Salvia divinorum is a member of the Lamiaceae family, which makes it a cousin of the mint plant. What Should I do With it? Related: