Jenny vs. Spencer JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way. Snappy comebacks and one liners Skip to comments. Snappy comebacks and one liners strangecosmos Posted on Tue Jan 8 00:33:12 2002 by damnlimey 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5) I have plenty of talent and vision. 6) I like you. 7) What am I? 8) I'm not being rude. 9) I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth. 10)Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 14) No, my powers can only be used for good. 15) How about never? 16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. 21) Who me?
Some People by ~MumblingIdiot on deviantART Inspiration Gallery #103 – Various quotations « From up North Most designers seek inspiration in the initial stage of a project to get their creative juices flowing and/or to get updated with the latest trends in graphic design. In this post I would like to share some of the great designs that have inspired me in some way and hopefully something will inspire you as well. Do you still think of me? Nobody dies a virgin… When life hand you lemons… Design is thinking made visual The next war… Do what you love…
The 6 Crappiest Interview Questions All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP COUSCOUSKID.CO.UK lucky-nine photography My Four-Year-Old Son Plays Grand Theft Auto This post has been edited by the GamesBeat staff. Opinions by GamesBeat community writers do not necessarily reflect those of the staff. At the very impressionable age of four, my son loved Grand Theft Auto. More specifically, the version he played was the Hot Coffee-moddable San Andreas. Gaming has been a part of my son's life since the moment he was born, so I was not surprised when he showed an interest in video games as early as the age of two. With a DualShock controller in hand, he started to press each button individually as he tried to figure out what their functions were. I egged him on to take the car in front of him which was waiting at the red light. He finally entered an unoccupied car and began driving. At one such intersection, he attempted to brake, but he was traveling too fast. “It’s OK. Only seconds later, he witnessed a policeman jump out of his patrol car to pursue a criminal of San Andreas. Joe Lieberman's worst nightmare.