Locksmiths Blog » How to pick a lock with a business card May 4, 2011 Image Source The impressive multi-functional business card you see above belongs to “Melvin,” a hacker who decided some years ago to design a piece of business identification that was both appropriate and unique. He scored on both fronts, but most impressive is the card’s dual purpose: as well as providing contact info for clients, the card can be easily dismantled – each individual tool can be popped out and detached – and cleverly used as a lock-picking kit. It’s a great idea. Below is a similar example, this one belonging to legendary hacker-turned-security consultant Kevin Mitnick. Image Source Mitnick’s card was tested as a lock-picking kit after being handed out at at a conference in 2007.
The Funniest Joke in the World "The Funniest Joke in the World" is the title most frequently used for written references to a Monty Python's Flying Circus comedy sketch, which is also known by two other phrases that appear within it, "Joke Warfare" and "Killer Joke", the latter being the most commonly spoken title used to refer to it. The premise of the sketch is that the joke is so funny that anyone who reads or hears it promptly dies from laughter. Broadcast[edit] The sketch appeared in the first episode of the television show Monty Python's Flying Circus ("Whither Canada"), first shown on October 5, 1969. The sketch was later remade in a shorter version for the film And Now For Something Completely Different; it is also available on the CD-ROM game of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Summary[edit] During World War II, Ernest Scribbler, a British manufacturer of jokes (Michael Palin), creates the funniest joke in the world. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? The Germans attempt counter-jokes. See also[edit]
Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others. It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. As long as it isn’t happening to you, personal humiliation can be totally hilarious. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. But, now there is a whole slew of websites that document the hurts, humiliations, and downright stupidity of the human race and present it in an easily navigated format. 10. The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.
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World's funniest joke The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes.[1] Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.[citation needed] The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.[citation needed] The jokes The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. References
The Beer Dictionary (Very Important) Skip to comments. The Beer Dictionary (Very Important) Beer Church ^ | 5/2005 | staff Posted on Mon May 9 22:48:42 2005 by pissant A collection of terms that every beer drinker should know. Bait-and-switch - When an attractive person invites you to his or her table then steers you to a less attractive friend. Barley sandwich - Beer for lunch. Bayonetting the wounded - Gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party. Booze coupons - Money. Bedspins - The variety of spins that occur while lying prone. Beer bitch - The person sitting closest to the cooler or refrigerator at a party whose sole purpose in life is to grab another beer for you whenever you go empty. Beer Buffet - Any bar with more than ten different beers on tap. Beer blinders (Beer goggles) - One’s perception when under the influence of alcohol. Beer Pressure - The tendency to drink what your friends drink. Blackout Brigade - A group of heavy drinkers. Britney Spears - Rhyming slang for light beer. To: pissant To: Argh
Data Pointed Eliezer S. Yudkowsky Oh, So That’s What That Really Means (13 Pics) November 7, 2011 | 44 Comments » | Topics: LOL, Pics (via) Hot Stories From Around The Web Other Awesome Stories A.S.B. • Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. Slinging.org - Welcome to Slinging.org! 2leep.com: Connecting Bloggers Happy Place - The Latest Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Tweets, Funny Ecards and More!