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35 People You Wish You Could Trade Places With For A Day 10441282_149312515243938_2261443768989309246_n.png Santa Claus Joke By: Hani@hyperion.demon.co.uk ("H. Abu Rahmeh") 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. 5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. "Great!" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. The priest removed his hand. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you. Lesson 3: "Me first! "Me next! Lesson 4: The eagle answered: "Sure , why not."

10390157_149312025243987_216624968638536715_n.png 11 Of The Laziest Things People Have Ever Confessed To Sometimes we do, or in this case, don’t do certain things that make no sense. Why? Because, we just get into these dumb moods called laziness. Watch: Why Batman and Superman would and should never team up (NSFW) With all the hype over Ben Affleck donning the Dark Knight's suit in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel Batman vs. Superman, many have asked why Batman and Superman wouldn't merely team up to stop crime together. Well this is the reason why. Disclaimer The opinions expressed in the comments section are those of the viewer and do not reflect those of Entertainment.ie. ETUF The Best of Tumblr Mondays can be a drag, so to lighten things up a bit I've hand selected the best of Tumblr posts.. because I care about your happiness, not because I've been wasting time. Hope those made you smile! Know of some others you'd like to share? Comment below.

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