Lots of Jokes - Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, And put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!' It always cheered me up.

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Rules from the male side! We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. 1. See a doctor. 1. 1. 1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. 1. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. 1. We have no idea what Mauve is. 1. 1. if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.

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